ROGER SIMON: ALL THE PRESIDENT’S CREEPS. “So Rahm, run for the hills. The time is ripe — Jesse Jackson Jr. has apparently self-immolated and you are as good as mayor. I don’t know what Axelrod will do. He can probably go back to his cheesy political public relations firm. That’s what he does anyway — and he could be paid better for it. Meanwhile, regarding Herr Professor Obama, there’s only one president in our lifetime I could see having behaved the same way. You all know it, but I’ll say it — Jimmy Carter.”