I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU ANNOYING: Wedding Trends That Need To Go. I love this part:

I love how every single time I go to a wedding someone’s uncle or someone’s cousin or some married jackass tells me that women are horny at weddings, as if they’re the first people to ascertain this essential fact. First of all, women — and men, for that matter — are horny at weddings because there’s usually an open bar. Put an open bar at an “Antiques Road Show” and people would be telling you, “Dude, chicks are horny as hell at antique road shows.”