A BETTER DEPARTURE THAN THAT FRUSTRATED FLIGHT ATTENDANT’S, ANYWAY: Girl quits her job on dry erase board, emails entire office.

UPDATE: A hoax? Say it ain’t so! Amazingly, literally dozens of people had emailed me within minutes.

ANOTHER UPDATE: Okay, I updated this within a few minutes of posting, and yet, over an hour later, people are still emailing me corrections. Is the update not showing or something?

Meanwhile, Charlie Martin writes: “She is adorable, though, isn’t she?”