ANN ALTHOUSE: “Here are some more things I want to see from you to prove that you really believe in global warming.”
Al Gore’s already in trouble with #1: “Your weight should be at the low end of normal, indicating that you are not overconsuming the products of agriculture.”
Related: Climate Crisis Narrowly Averted: Missing Heat Found in Gore’s Second Chakra. Whatever you do, don’t “release” it.