A “CRAZED SEX POODLE?” Poodle? Ouch. I’d go for “Bull Mastiff” at least, if it were me.

Meanwhile, Susannah Breslin weighs in. I’m skeptical of this story — but if it concerned a Republican, the press would be treating it as already proven, and sadly indicative of the entire party’s hypocrisy on matters sexual.

Plus, Joe Scarborough comments.

But Jezebel writes: Media Rushes To The Defense Of Nobel Prize-Winning Sex Poodle.