STEPHEN GREEN WILL BE DRUNKBLOGGING OBAMA’S OVAL OFFICE ADDRESS. I won’t be watching, because my cable is out. (So was the power for over 5 hours, but it’s back now for the moment at least . . . )

UPDATE: Here’s the prepared text of Obama’s speech. Key phrase: “From the very beginning of this crisis, the federal government has been in charge of the largest environmental cleanup effort in our nation’s history.” Plus, your pre-game show.

ANOTHER UPDATE: While we’re on the subject, let’s note that BP was a founding member of the cap-and-trade movement.

MORE: Green’s bottom line: “There wasn’t even enough meat to make proper fun of. Proper ass-kicking fun.”

Plus, from the Reason TV folks: 3 Reasons Why Obama Should Kick His Own Ass.