THINGS THAT DON’T SUCK (CONT’D): I mentioned the Universal Package Opener yesterday, but I should note that when I was setting up the TV studio in the basement, the only tool I needed was the Swiss Army Cybertool, which I’ve mentioned here before. I keep it down in the studio, and it’s good for about 95% of the things I need, in one compact package. Plus, “cybertool” just sounds cool, in a sort of retro-90s way.