JACK KELLY — HUNTING MR. GOOD WILL: Mr. Good Will – who lists his employer as “Loving” and his profession as “You” – has contributed 1,000 times to the Barack Obama campaign. “CNN recently sent a reporter to Little Diomede Island, the westernmost part of Alaska (2.4 miles from Russia) to determine whether Sarah Palin had ever been there to see Russia with her own eyes. But CNN – and the rest of the media – have been incurious about the Obama campaign’s fund-raising.”

UPDATE: Are you sure it’s not “McLoving?”