ROGER COHEN: “Barack Obama has already won the U.S. election by a landslide. In Europe, that is. Polls show the French putting the first African-American in the White House with 86 percent backing. Obamania is about as intense in Germany and Britain, the two other European countries the Senator will visit this week.”

If they’ll start paying U.S. taxes, I’ll think about giving them a vote . . . .