OBAMA’S BIGGEST FAN: “There’s nothing new about narcissism in politics. Every senator looks in the mirror and sees a president. Nonetheless, has there ever been a presidential nominee with a wider gap between his estimation of himself and the sum total of his lifetime achievements? . . . His most memorable work is a biography of his favorite subject: himself.” The Gilderoy Lockhart of candidates?

UPDATE: Reader J.P. Hrutka emails: “You may be more correct than you think. Gilderoy used memory erasing spells and liberals use the memory-hole/current-truth incantation. What is the difference, eh?” This would explain the website-airbrushing . . . .