SO I WAS AT THE GYM THE OTHER DAY, WEARING MY BLACKFIVE Don’t Be A DouChe’ T-Shirt and one of the trainers came up and said it was the coolest t-shirt she’d ever seen. I’ve gotten a lot of favorable remarks on it, maybe even more than the Enjoy Capitalism! shirt from Bureaucrash. But sometimes real life is even better than parody: Colombian army duped FARC by wearing … Che t-shirts.