HE DOESN’T NEED YOU ANY MORE: “Only weeks into the general election campaign and already a notable tension is beginning to materialize within the Democratic Party. At question is Sen. Barack Obama’s relationship with the progressive netroots, the online community that helped aid the Senator’s rise to the presidential nomination, but has since seemingly played second fiddle in terms of courted constituencies.”

Sorry, guys. You were useful, but now you’re looking like a liability, and liabilities go under the bus with all the other liabilities. Say hello to Jeremiah Wright for me! And Samantha Power! And that fake Presidential seal. And, heck, even Scarlett Johansson!

That’s right. Scarlett Johansson. And you guys think he won’t drop you?