REMEMBERING MEMORIAL DAY: This always comes up, so I made the rounds. Google: Nothing. Yes. Yahoo! Yes. Yes. Clusty: Nothing. Ms. Dewey: Nothing, but she’s kind of hot.

UPDATE: Reader Dart Montgomery emails: “In fairness to (which I use almost daily), it never does anything for any holiday. I think it would be great if it did, but it is not guilty of singling out Memorial Day for non-observance like google.”