JAMES LILEKS COULD DO A LOT WITH THIS COMMERCIAL. Actually, it already sounds like his voice asking “It’s a what?”

UPDATE: Oh nooo! Reader Lawrence Person emails:

So I submitted your Swing Wing link to Fark, and it got greenlighted:

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3471323

Which led inexorably to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7wdk44Jsws

I hope you’re happy with what you (and Amazon) have unleashed on the
world…

I feel kinda guilty. Not, you know, Robert-Oppenheimer-guilty. But still, I can sort of see how he’d feel . . . . (Bumped).