BRET STEPHENS: “American ‘decline’ is the foreign-policy equivalent of homelessness: The media only take note of it when a Republican is in the White House.”

Related item here. The New York Times asked readers to produce a six-word slogan for America and got such gems as “Number One? Smells like number two.” Though I kind of like this one: “Luckily, our parents left your country.”

UPDATE: From the comments to this post, a six-word slogan for the European Union: “Ouch! Boris, stop! We’re socialists too!”