I GUESS THEY DON’T CARE ABOUT GREENHOUSE GASES AND THE PLANET:

The New York Times has figured out a way to bypass the massive journalist exodus from Iowa to New Hampshire, starting late Thursday. Two words: corporate jet.

Exhausted Times staffers will be transported, Sulzberger-style, out of Iowa starting around 6 a.m Friday morning.

Well, maybe they’ll pack them in like sardines, for efficiency’s sake.