ADVICE TO HOLLYWOOD: “Want to make some money? Make a movie where Americans are the good guys and the terrorists are the bad guys. It’s not like there’s a shortage of stories that fit the bill.” Yeah, they seem unconcerned with maximizing shareholder value. I’m surprised there haven’t been shareholder lawsuits over that. Related thoughts here.

UPDATE: An amusing suggestion via email: ‘They need to make some gag movies about this, like Scary Movie or Not Another Teen Movie. How about Not Another Anti-War Movie?