GARRY WILLS: “Harvesting carrots, on a consistent pro-life hypothesis, would constitute something of a massacre.”

Ramesh Ponnuru thinks this is crazy, but that’s just because Ponnuru is unfamiliar with the argument. “Carrot juice constitutes murder — V8’s genocide!

“Salads are only for murderers,
Cole slaw’s a fascist regime,
Don’t think that they don’t have feelings,
Just ’cause a radish can’t scream?”