INVASION IRAN: It’s on:
Now, in the wake of Ahmadinejad’s candid admission, a team of gay proselytizers is being formed in a humanitarian effort to bring Iran up to First World standards. “Never let it be said,” said Col. Tracy Leslie of the Revolutionary Gay Army, “that America sat idly by while another nation suffered through a decadeslong gay drought.”
Leslie called for volunteers to help beef up the regular forces. “We don’t want to make the same mistake the Bush administration made,” he said. “When we act to enrich the lives of the Iranian people, we want to make sure we have enough personnel to handle every city, town and village.” . . .
“We may have to stay there for a long time,” said Col. Leslie. “It’s not a quagmire, though; it’s an opportunity.”
We’re looking for a few good men who are looking for a few good men. Ask not what you can do for your country, ask instead what you can do for the people of Qom.
They’ll be welcomed as liberators. (Via Michael Petrelis).