SCHADENFREUDE ALERT: “Dan Rather filed a $70 million lawsuit Wednesday against CBS, alleging that the network made him a ‘scapegoat’ for a discredited story about President Bush’s National Guard service.”

UPDATE: Beldar writes: “Usually in a good juicy family court spat, you find yourself in sympathy with at least one litigant. But here’s a case in which I can just cut loose and enjoy the misery and embarrassment of all concerned!”