I BLAME THE ALIEN OVERLORDS: “A reminder if you’re trying to get around today: 35W is closed between two exit ramps – specifically, the 8th street ramp in Duluth and the last exit before the Iowa border. I-94 is on fire in the Midway area ; winged monkeys are hurling cement blocks on 169, and 280 has been closed – and I’m quoting from the press release here – ‘to block off all possibility of escape and allow the dark army of soul-harvesting machines to fulfuill their horrible duty.'”