AN IMPORTANT QUESTION FROM GREG HLATKY: “If Senator Craig purchased sex offsets to live a sex-neutral lifestyle, would this immunize him from charges of hypocrisy?”

Indubitably. But who would sell them?

UPDATE: Reader Chris O’Brien emails: “‘The Sex Offsets’ would actually be a cool name for a band.”

ANOTHER UPDATE: No need to play Name That Party! with Larry Craig!

MORE: Ed Holston emails: “What, exactly, did Craig do that was illegal?” That would be an interesting question, if Craig hadn’t pled guilty.