I SAY CALL HIM “HERMAN,” OR I’LL START BLOWING SHIT UP: “A Roman Catholic Bishop in the Netherlands has proposed people of all faiths refer to God as Allah to foster understanding, stoking an already heated debate on religious tolerance in a country with one million Muslims.”

UPDATE: Mess with lunch, and risk beheading.

ANOTHER UPDATE: Less sarcasm, but no more enthusiasm, from Professor Bainbridge.