CRITICIZE ‘EM ALL YOU WANT, but with the natural predators mostly out of action, maybe SUVs are all we’ve got: “The crash killed the bear and totaled the SUV. The driver, Dwight Hart of Knoxville, and his passengers weren’t hurt.”

Or maybe it’s the bears helping to keep the SUV population under control . . ..

Anyway, both seem to have a gluttonous appetite for fuel.