ACE OFFERS IMPORTANT THOUGHTS on leering and feminism. “Weird. Feminists continue insisting that it’s empowering to f*ck everything that moves, except your actual husband, who must be sexually punished as a state-sanctioned enforcer of The Oppressive Patriarchy.”

Plus this:

Old, Hateful, Barbaric Rule: Women must keep their eyes averted when speaking to their superiors, men

New, Empowering, Enlightened Rule: Men must keep their eyes averted when speaking to their superiors, women

Upside: On looking at Jeri Thompson’s actual age, as opposed to that originally imagined by feminist bloggers, I’m now declaring the Insta-Wife to be the “Insta-Trophy-Wife.”

UPDATE: Alex Bensky emails: “Hey, Glenn, why not consider the possibility that you’re Helen’s trophy husband?”

Good point! Yeah, that’s the ticket!