SOME IMPORTANT ADVICE on breasts. But is an E cup really the new C cup? Seems as if I would have noticed that . . . .

But then, there’s apparently a whole book’s worth of information on this topic, so I guess my education on the subject is incomplete.

UPDATE: Boy, it didn’t take long for readers to write that they prefer “first hand knowledge” to “book learning” on the subject. That was predictable! Meanwhile, I’m reminded of this headline from The Onion.