GEORGE W. BUSH, GREENHOUSE HERO!

U.S. carbon dioxide emissions dropped slightly last year even as the economy grew, according to an initial estimate released yesterday by the Energy Information Administration.

The 1.3 percent drop in CO{-2} emissions marks the first time that U.S. pollution linked to global warming has declined in absolute terms since 2001 and the first time it has gone down since 1990 while the economy was thriving. . . . In 2006 the U.S. economy grew 3.3 percent, a fact President Bush touted yesterday as he hailed the government’s “flash estimate” that the country’s carbon dioxide emissions dropped by 78 million metric tons last year.

With John Ashcroft protecting our civil liberties, and committed environmentalist George W. Bush tackling the greenhouse effect, things are just getting better and better!

UPDATE: Hey, it’s already working!