WHEN REAL LIFE IMITATES THE ONION: Newsweek interviews Wayne Lo, a Taiwanese immigrant who shot up his college in 1992. Check out the first question:

NEWSWEEK: What was your reaction when you heard about the Virginia Tech shooting?

Wayne Lo: When they said it was a perpetrator who was Asian, that really shocked me. The stereotype is that Asians don’t do these things. The Secret Service came and interviewed me for a report on school shooters that they put out in 2002, and even they said Asians don’t really do this.

Look in the mirror, dude, if they let you have one of those in the lockup. The next question: “Did you relate to Seung-Hui Cho because you’re both Asian?”