LAWYERS ARE EASILY AMUSED: “We’re partying like rock stars down here at Law Blog headquarters in Lower Manhattan. Why? Because today is Law Day!” Don’t spill the champagne.

Of course, some people are partying because of those $50,000 clerkship bonuses! Jeez. I only got $10K, and I thought it was a lot. I bought my first laptop, a Toshiba T1100+, for $2589 — a bargain — from 47th St. Photo.