Subject: Comments Sectino

To: pundit

So, did you eliminate the comments section because you were tired of having us Libs hand you your anti-intellectual ass, or were you just trying to hide the fact that your fans are drooling mouth-breathers?

Given that I’ve never had a comment section — or even a “comments sectino” — I have no idea what provokes emails like this. But they certainly don’t encourage me to add one, if this is the kind of person who’s, er, drooling at the prospect of posting on my site.