WE NO LONGER QUESTION THEIR PATRIOTISM: “Perhaps the most disturbing scene of the afternoon, however, involved the man who pulled down his pants in front of women and children and defecated on a burning U.S. flag.”

Even more shockingly, he apparently failed to purchase carbon offsets to cover the burning flag’s greenhouse emissions. . . .

UPDATE: Ed Driscoll says it’s an attempt at peace through superior bodily functions.