“THE STATE OF THE UNION IS A DISASTER:” Jules Crittenden pens — er, types — the speech that George W. Bush should give tonight.

UPDATE: Bill Quick: “It’s too late for words, Jules. Unless they happen to be: ‘My fellow Americans. Today I ordered elements of our military to attack the regime in Iran that has been killing our men and women in Iraq and elsewhere, and seeking to obtain the nuclear weapons that will allow them to threaten our friends and allies in the Middle East, and give them a stranglehold on the world’s energy supplies….’ Tell me about it afterwards. President Bush. No more bombastic promises that nobody believes you will ever carry out.”