OUR ANGRY PRESIDENT: Lifting the “ass-kicking” phrase from . . . Hank Hill? Well, the speechwriters probably watched that episode at the staff beer bust. So lighten up, Ace. It was research. More on Obama’s latest unseriousness here.

Personally, I’m reminded of Jimmy Carter saying “I’ll kick his ass” about Ted Kennedy. But then, I’m reminded of Carter a lot lately.

UPDATE: Reader John Shirey offers a correction:

In reference to a primary challenge in 1980 from Ted Kennedy, Mr. Jimmy replied “I whip (not kick) his ass!” Ted’s rejoinder (with a smile): “I thought the president said he would whip inflation now.” People still had a sense of humor in those days.

Well, both Ted and Jimmy had much to be humorous about. But wasn’t it Gerald Ford who said “Whip Inflation Now”?

HIS WORDS, the President’s voice.

ANDREW BREITBART: I Believe Hillary’s Cardboard Cutout. “The aggressive iconography of two young drunk men taking advantage of a life-size cutout of a woman – especially a powerful one – would bring an elite college campus to a standstill, force a housecleaning of a Fortune 500 company, ground the Air Force Academy and would, in most cases, ruin the career of a Republican staffer or elected official. . . . However, the Democratic double standard on political correctness kicked in immediately as the feminist establishment, the media and even Mrs. Clinton herself came forth to save the fast-rising Obama wordsmith.”