THE ENEMY WITHIN:
Exclusive audio: Michigan's left-wing Democratic Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed told staffers he wanted to avoid making a public statement about the assassination of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei because "there are a lot of people in Dearborn who are sad" via @alanagoodman @FreeBeacon…
— Eliana Johnson (@elianayjohnson) March 30, 2026
WELL, GOOD: 4 more states will add restrictions on SNAP purchases in April. “22 states have additional restrictions in effect or in the works for grocery items deemed “non-nutritious,” like soda and candy. Kansas, Nevada, Ohio and Wyoming have all moved to add new restrictions in the past month.”
MUSK NEEDS TO GET ON TOP OF THIS BEFORE X IS COMPLETELY BROKEN:
Month old account. 110k followers. Gets like ratios far above anything organic engagement could produce. Uses a VPN. Makes false claims about American laws. Has little phrasing tells that show he’s not American. Spreads anti-West propaganda all day.
Know the op when you see it. pic.twitter.com/K1VAhw4brq
— Bonchie (@bonchieredstate) March 29, 2026
X is supposed to be a free-speech platform, not a foreign psy-op.
KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEFING: Too Bad Tiger Woods Can’t Drive a Car as Well as He Can a Golf Ball. “This is getting problematic, and many in Woods’s inner circle are expressing concern. We are all painfully aware that wealthy celebrities have no problem getting drugs prescribed to them, often with fatal consequences. The world doesn’t need to see that playing out again.”
THEY HATE YOU, THEY REALLY HATE YOU:
It's important to remember that most highly educated elitist Democrats are, in their heart of hearts, extremely bad people https://t.co/2Y2IZKkSpK
— PoIiMath (@politicalmath) March 30, 2026
THE MODEL S IS A HANDSOME-LOOKING SEDAN, BUT HARDLY ANYBODY BUYS SEDANS NOW: Tesla officially begins sunset of Model S and Model X.
In the latest move to show Tesla is planning to eliminate the Model S and Model X from production, the company’s Korean arm has officially set a firm cutoff date of March 31, 2026, for new orders of both models.
This is the first time Tesla has announced a hard global deadline for the Model S and X, as after that date, only existing inventory will be available in South Korea.
The move to bring closure to the Model S and Model X aligns with CEO Elon Musk’s plans for Tesla moving forward. During the Q4 2025 Earnings Call in January, Musk said the two cars deserved an “honorable discharge” for what they have done for the company.
The long-running programs are primarily being removed so that manufacturing lines can be repurposed for high-volume manufacturing of the Optimus humanoid robot. Tesla is targeting a production rate of up to one million units each year.
Never had any desire to own an EV, but I can’t wait to put down a deposit on an Optimus or similar.
THERE’S REAL GENOCIDE GOING ON IN THE MIDDLE EAST, BUT NONE OF IT BY ISRAEL: Israeli Ministry Describes Genocide of Syrian Christians as Holy Week Begins.
Lefties would rather invent an Israeli genocide in Gaza than even just acknowledge a real one against Christians.
ALLIES:
BREAKING 🔴
Spain’s Defense Minister:
"Madrid has closed its airspace to U.S. planes involved in the war in Iran. We do not permit the use of our bases or airspace for operations related to the Iran conflict." pic.twitter.com/oN3xIW1JAT
— Open Source Intel (@Osint613) March 30, 2026
We get it: Spain doesn’t have the will or the means to lead or even follow. Now they won’t even get out of the way.
CHANGE: E.U. to Tighten Borders, Increase Illegal Migrant Deportations.
The E.U. move to tighten migration policies comes after right-wing parties took power in some countries in 2024, taking office on a promise to closely monitor borders and those who would cross them illegally.
European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen has said the new measures will prevent a repeat of the 2015 crisis caused by Syria’s civil war, when about one million people arrived to seek asylum with Germany leading the way.
“We have learnt the lessons of the past. And today, we are better equipped,” von der Leyen has said.
The new policies, known as the Pact on Migration and Asylum, go into effect on June 12. AP reports Italy is providing the model.
Giorgia Meloni leads the way again.
NOTHING TO SEE HERE, MOVE ALONG:
🚨 HOLY CRAP!! A Palm Beach elections office volunteer just got arrested for STEALING an encrypted access key and computer equipment in the March 24 special election where the Democrat won by 800 votes
This is the district the includes Mar-a-Lago.
Investigators worry that the… pic.twitter.com/0mBPEFdxNK
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) March 29, 2026
FUGLY:
Ok, now do the Obama library. https://t.co/KnmsgcRdAa pic.twitter.com/wHHBGy6re2
— David Marcus (@BlueBoxDave) March 29, 2026
AS WELL-FUNDED AS THESE COMMIE GROUPS ARE, YOU’D THINK THEY COULD AFFORD TO HIRE SOME ACTUAL TALENT:
This Temu Schoolhouse Rock should have retired decades ago.
— NOfPlus (@OfPlus) March 29, 2026
SICK:
She ripped that one off from the anti-regime protesters who are currently being raped and murdered by Basij. https://t.co/LMr1n1P5M2
— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) March 29, 2026
“THE REAL DIVIDE IS APPROVAL-OPTIMIZED AI VERSUS REALITY-OPTIMIZED AI”:
⚡️A lot of major AI models are being trained away from truth when truth becomes institutionally expensive.
That is the real flaw.
They learn the boundaries of acceptable speech before they learn the burden of radical honesty. They learn where the fences are. They learn which… https://t.co/QxRB2x4aYW
— SightBringer (@_The_Prophet__) March 28, 2026
Read the whole thing.
SARAH HOYT’S SHOCKED FACE WAS JUST SENT TO A REEDUCATION CAMP:
Well well well…
There’s nothing organic or grassroots about the “No Kings” protest.
Just the usual communist NGOs and Nonprofits.
Every single time. pic.twitter.com/CaynplRk5j
— C3 (@C_3C_3) March 28, 2026
CHANGE:
The world is truly upside down! The Washington Post has published a brilliant article, written by, get this, a professor! To give you some flavor, here are a few choice lines by @jmurtazashvili:
1) "We are living through the first alt-war: a conflict in which the war fought… pic.twitter.com/CEbvd6ftqY
— Mike (@Doranimated) March 28, 2026
WORTH IT JUST TO GET REASSIGNED: Secret Service agent on Jill Biden detail shoots self in the leg, official says.
FACE, MEET PALM:
New York Times promoting a homemade matzoh recipe that isn't kosher for passover is definitely on the nose pic.twitter.com/c02LJg1P5P
— Yoni Freedhoff 🤟 (@YoniFreedhoff) March 27, 2026
FLORIDA MAN FRIDAY [VIP]: This Is Exactly What I Said Would Happen if They Shut Down TSA. “It’s time for your much-needed break from the serious news, and this week, we’ll learn the number airplanes you can break into in a single day, how to piss off an Airbnb owner, and what they think of modern art Down Under.”
WOULDN’T IT BE NICE IF NYC WERE AS CLEAN AND WELL-RUN AS [CHECKS NOTES] SAN SALVADOR?
The “before” images of San Salvador, prior to Bukele’s reforms, with all the shacks and trinket sales, increasingly look like our ground level reality in NYC and other great American cities post- Hart Celler migration.
We tolerate so much 3rd World behavior, but it’s good to… https://t.co/19BIOhTG5X
— Nathan Halberstadt 🧊 (@NatHalberstadt) March 27, 2026
UNEXPECTEDLY: Colleges drop remedial math, students drop math courses. “Starting all students in college-level math was supposed to speed their path to a degree, writes Katherine Mangan in the Chronicle of Higher Education. Instead of starting in no-credit remedial math, poorly prepared students are placed in college-level classes and offered a corequisite ‘math lab’ or extra catch-up class to learn missing skills. But the short cut is not working for many unprepared students, she writes. They end up taking longer because they keep flunking math.”
HMM:
Here is another example as well pic.twitter.com/Cp8bzGDFqE
— Iconoclast (@AlispeaksX) March 27, 2026
We’ve seen the mullahs squash every other popular revolt, but there’s never been a popular revolt backed up by US/Israeli airpower.
Stay tuned.
IT’S TIME FOR VICTORIA TAFT’S West Coast, Messed Coast™: Yeah, Don’t Cold Plunge Barefoot in Seattle.
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