IT LOOKS LIKE THE FERRARI FOR PEOPLE WHO DON’T LIKE FERRARIS: This Is Ferrari’s First EV: The Luce.

Also: ‘The market has spoken’: Ferrari shares fall after carmaker unveils first fully electric vehicle. “The highly anticipated model marks a departure from the aesthetic of typical Ferraris and comes even as other luxury car manufacturers, notably Porsche and Lamborghini, have scaled back on plans to launch their own EVs due to weak demand.”

Related (From Ed):

“At least the Chinese won’t copy that car” has to be among the most brutal things this man can say about the Ferrari abomination. Somebody call the burn ward https://t.co/8860KcEZiG

— Enguerrand VII de Coucy (@ingelramdecoucy) May 26, 2026

Which is pretty astounding considering that “the expression ‘copyright infringement’ doesn’t translate terribly well into Mandarin,” to coin a phrase:

NO ENEMIES TO THE LEFT:

It only took 24 hours for you to bend the knee to the Nazi tattoo guy? Your ancestors are rolling in their graves

— Will Chamberlain (@willchamberlain) May 26, 2026

Although these days, it’s fair to ask whether Platner is really all that far to the left of the typical Democrat office-holder.

ICYMI: Heads Exploded When Vox Published This Global Warming Report.

APPARENTLY BECAUSE OF HIS PRO-AMERICA AND PRO-TRUMP YARD SIGNS:

A man was just beaten to death outside his house. https://t.co/1lVkGZJZsf

— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) May 26, 2026

THE END OF STATINS? Eli Lilly says Verve’s gene editor lowers cholesterol levels in early study. “Eli Lilly said Monday that a high dose of its gene-editing therapy reduced cholesterol levels by 62% in participants in a clinical trial, an early but encouraging test of whether a one-time treatment may one day help people seeking to lower their LDL, or ‘bad,’ cholesterol.”

HE ISN’T VERY BRIGHT, IS HE?

Piker is so stupid he literally lays out how an oligarch he met with in Cuba is funding a Chinese communist effort to radicalize leftist NGOs in the US

He didn't even bother to cut a deal with the feds, he just blurted out all of his leverage on stream https://t.co/KZoWTx5ecA

— Auron MacIntyre (@AuronMacintyre) May 26, 2026

SO MUCH MORE LIKE THIS, PLEASE: DOJ Brings on 15 More Medicaid Prosecutors Amid Fraud Crackdown.

ASTROTURF ALL THE WAY DOWN:

Basically there is no genuine far left movement in the US. It's totally astroturfed by China and a small handful of sociopathic freaks in large cities. No one wants this stuff which is why it keeps losing. https://t.co/umzwm2wjjO

— Heist (@mapeslover69) May 26, 2026

AFTER FOUR-PLUS YEARS OF MINIMAL GAINS AND MAXIMAL LOSSES, THEY CERTAINLY AREN’T WINNING: Is Russia Losing the War in Ukraine?

NAILED IT:

Understand that these are tryouts for the NGO industry.

The folks up front monologuing are minor league non profit activists auditioning for a spot in the major leagues.

Six-figure revenue subawards recipients trying to join the 7-9 figure revenue prime award recipients https://t.co/5hjzpv6io1

— Oilfield Rando (@Oilfield_Rando) May 26, 2026

The cause is always the same: Other people’s money.

GOODER AND… WAIT, WHAT? Mamdani Did the Right Thing on Crime and the Left’s Reaction Is Priceless. “What do you call it when a mayor does the right thing concerning policing, resulting in tangible results for his city’s most vulnerable? Well, this is New York City and the mayor is an avowed socialist, so you have to call it ‘mounting frustration’ from so-called reform advocates and the people who voted for him.”

IF SOME LEFTY PROFESSOR WROTE THIS FOR AL JAZEERA, MAYBE MY EARLIER IMPATIENCE WAS MISPLACED: The world urgently needs a US-Iran deal now.

WOEING:

NASA just gave SpaceX 6 MORE crew missions because Boeing STILL can't certify Starliner for operational flights

Boeing spent a decade and billions of dollars on a capsule that couldn't even safely return its own astronauts. When they finally flew their first crewed mission, they… pic.twitter.com/IqMvs7JQWu

— X Freeze (@XFreeze) May 26, 2026

Exit quote: “NASA paid a massive premium for a capsule that can’t reliably fly, while completely underestimating the one company that actually delivers.”

WOW: Democrats Forced to Delete Their Disgusting Memorial Day Post.

INCENTIVES MATTER: With no options left, a Venezuelan family living in Colorado walks into ICE custody, seeking to go back home.

Cecilia stood outside a federal immigration field office in Centennial, chewing her lip and weighing the few choices left to her. Behind her, piled in a car, was what remained of her family’s life in the United States.

It was early May, and a few feet away, her three sons took turns sticking their shoes into old prairie dog holes in the dirt, the youngest’s Crocs breaking through cobwebs. As the boys looked from the ground to their mother, she explained that if she returned to the office the next day, immigration agents had promised to detain the family and arrange their return to Venezuela.

The Centennial office building was similar to one into which her husband and the boys’ father had disappeared late last year. But unlike Ronald, who’d been arrested at what he thought was a routine appointment, Cecilia arrived that day hoping that U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement would take them away.

She and her three children — ages 12, 9 and 6 — had walked for three months to get to the United States in 2024, crossing notorious expanses of jungle and mountains for the prospect of a stable future and a reunion with Ronald, who’d come earlier that year. But like other families split by the Trump administration’s immigration crackdown, they now found themselves struggling to make ends meet in a single-parent household, with no regular paycheck and few options.

That was quite a struggle. Next time, do it without breaking our laws.

I DID NAZI THAT COMING:

After years of insisting Republicans should oppose Trump out of principle, Democrats now think it’s inexcusable to not support a literal Nazi. https://t.co/nc8xzpb4q3

— Bonchie (@bonchieredstate) May 26, 2026

JUST ONE MORE MEMORIAL DAY ITEM: Tulsi Gabbard and Others Go Above and Beyond for a Gold Star Widow.

PRINT UP TWO TRILLION DOLLARS A YEAR WITH NO INDICATION OF EVEN A GLIDE-PATH TO SANITY, AND THIS IS THE INEVITABLE RESULT: Bond traders are surrendering to inflation fears. It’s raising the stakes for Washington.

ALLIES:

🇵🇱🤝🇺🇲 Polska uzyskała wstępną zgodę Departamentu Stanu USA na produkcję rakiet PAC-3 do systemów Patriot w krajowym przemyśle zbrojeniowym – poinformował wiceminister obrony Cezary Tomczyk. Oprócz rakiet Patriot Polska planuje też produkować pociski do HIMARS-ów oraz Hellfire.…

— Monitor Konfliktów (@Monitor807) May 26, 2026

Translation: “Poland has received preliminary approval from the U.S. Department of State to produce PAC-3 missiles for Patriot systems in its domestic defense industry – Deputy Defense Minister Cezary Tomczyk announced. In addition to Patriot missiles, Poland plans to also produce missiles for HIMARS systems as well as Hellfire. The production is to be joint in nature, benefiting both Polish and American companies. This is an important step toward reducing dependence on foreign supplies.”

I LOVE IT WHEN ALL THE RIGHT HEADS EXPLODE: Heads Exploded When Vox Published This Global Warming Report.

21ST CENTURY DATING: The terrifying rise of schoolboys making AI girlfriends.

New research has revealed that one in five boys aged 12-16 is either in or knows of a boy their age who is in a romantic relationship with an AI companion. A report carried out by men’s organisation Male Allies UK and published last month spoke with more than 1,000 boys aged 12-16 in focus groups in 37 schools – public and state, grammar and comprehensive, and across a range of Ofsted ratings – up and down the country. Peer-to-peer focus groups were set up where boys could speak freely, with the aim of diving into their behaviour and attitudes, and it was the boys who wanted to talk about AI technologies. The findings make stark reading: eight in 10 boys (85 per cent) have had a conversation with a chatbot, with 43 per cent saying they talk to bots so they can ask questions without feeling embarrassed. More than a quarter (26 per cent) say they like the attention and connection over real-life equivalents, and (36 per cent) admitted that they prefer speaking to AI chatbots rather than to their family and friends at times.

The most popular apps for creating these AI “companions” are Character.AI (which has 50 million downloads), Replika (30 million downloads), Candy AI (tagline: “Your smart and emotionally aware AI companion”, with 50 million registered users) and OurDream AI (“Create your dream AI girl”; 36 million monthly visits).

This stuff isn’t for kids.

DISPATCHES FROM THE BLUE ZONES:

How badly do you have to hate America, our people, and our culture to put a terrorist sympathizer in charge of a school? https://t.co/RqTUvgxi3w

— Bo French (@bofrench) May 26, 2026

CHRISTIAN JOSI: Put Your Clothes On: A Misogynist’s Tale. “Ultimately, this column is about respect. Respect for hotel workers. Respect for waiters. Respect for the person next to you when you are in an airport or a hotel — not blasting their mobile conversations for everyone to hear (there are things called earbuds, you morons). Respect for law enforcement. Respect for those who have served and, as I am writing this on Memorial Day, for those who have sacrificed.”

GETTING THE SAUDIS ON BOARD WOLD BE YUGE: Trump says more countries should normalize ties with Israel in any Iran deal.

While restoring commercial traffic through the strait has been a top priority for U.S. allies, Trump on Monday added an apparent demand that any peace deal should require more countries to extend full diplomatic recognition to the state of Israel.

“[I]t should be mandatory that all of these Countries, at a minimum, simultaneously, sign onto the Abraham Accords,” Trump wrote on social media.

The Abraham Accords, first signed in 2020 during Trump’s first term, normalized relations between Israel, Bahrain and the United Arab Emirates. Kazakhstan, Morocco, and Sudan are also signatories.

Trump now says Egypt, Jordan, Pakistan, Qatar, Pakistan and Saudi Arabia should agree to establish full diplomatic relations with Israel.

Egypt is officially at peace with Israel, and has been since 1979 — but it was never a very warm peace.

WHEN YOU’RE TOO UNELECTABLY INSANE FOR ACTBLUE:

Democratic Party fundraising platform ActBlue has ended the facilitation of donations for TX-35 Democratic primary candidate Maureen Galindo.

You may remember Galindo for campaigning on castrating Jews and sending us to camps, prompting condemnation from many Democrats.

Nobody… pic.twitter.com/poqLMAGPHz

— Hen Mazzig (@HenMazzig) May 25, 2026

To be fair, ActBlue doesn’t give a damn that Galindo is insane, just that she’s unelectable