NEVER MISSING AN OPPORTUNITY TO MISS AN OPPORTUNITY: Palestinians angrily reject Trump Mideast peace plan.

WORLD’S SMALLEST VIOLIN: The Washington Post cancelled its number one canceller. “What they don’t seem to understand is that the plight of Felicia Sonmez is an object and abject lesson about cancel culture. She has done this to others. She has called for the suspension of due process and the termination, of her own peers. Her voice has loudly denounced those who have been hit with allegations without evidence. Sonmez has helped us get used to the idea that accusations are enough to take you down. It’s a commonplace idea, now, thanks to her and her peers in thought crime. Once we are so long immersed in the sludge of it, turnabout seems like fair play.”

Fair or not, as a creature of the left, cancel culture eventually eats its own.

RUN, HILLARY, RUN! Hillary Clinton “Feels the Urge” to Run Against Trump Again.

EVEN IN DEFEAT, THE AUTHORITARIAN INSTINCT IS STRONG: Failed Dem No One Remembers Says He’s Going to Make Sure Trump-Supporters Can’t ‘Show Their Face in Public.’

BUT HE WAS RAISED IN THE BLACK CHURCH OR SOMETHING: New Film Exposes Joe Biden’s Role in the ‘High-Tech Lynching’ of Clarence Thomas.

PROGRESSIVISM IS BETTER AT EVERYTHING EXCEPT PRODUCING RESULTS: Minority Kids Perform Better in Conservative School Districts.

MUSIC QUALITY IS DOWN, WOKENESS IS UP: Grammys 2020 Ratings Plummet To All Time Low With A Massive 53 Percent Drop Since 2012.

Here’s an excellent video explainer detailing how music actually has gotten dumber over the last few decades, and it isn’t just you or me being grumpy old men/women. It’s a 20-minute YouTube, but genuinely informative.

HEH: Venezuela May Be Forced To Sell Off Its Oil Company… To Russia. “They’re so broke that they’re looking to sell their nationalized oil company to the private sector.”

INCENTIVES MATTER: Trump Win at Supreme Court: Welfare Recipients Can Be Denied Residency, Citizenship.

IT’S GOOD TO BE THE NOMENKLATURA: Lobbyist bought tropical land from Biden’s brother. “Scott Green, a lobbyist with close ties to Joe Biden, purchased Virgin Islands property from James Biden and then extended him a private mortgage.”

BOY CAN’T HELP IT: Michael Avenatti Googled ‘insider trading’ before Nike meeting. “Celebrity attorney Michael Avenatti did internet research on put options and insider trading before trying to extort millions of dollars from Nike Inc., federal prosecutors told a judge.”

THEN THEY’D BETTER VOTE REPUBLICAN: Dem Voters Don’t Want to Defund Charter Schools.

CHARMING: Canadian Climate-Loon Pol Gives Props to Coronavirus for Reducing Wuhan’s Carbon Footprint.

OUCH: Pam Bondi Rakes Hunter Biden Over the Coals, Exposing Burisma Corruption.

FLASHBACK: George W. Bush Blasted John Bolton In 2008: ‘I Don’t Consider Bolton Credible.’ “After Bolton trashed Bush in an op-ed, the former president complained that he had expended political capital on Bolton and got little in return.”

DECOUPLING: Congress Threatens Massive Scale Back in U.S.-U.K. Intel Sharing Over Huawei Threat.

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Bolton’s Book Leak Will Be the Latest ‘BOMBSHELL!’ Dud for the Dems. “Team Schiff needs a Hail Mary. They limped the articles of impeachment over to the Senate with an incomplete case and Trump’s defense team is quite good, despite what you may read in the mainstream media. The Bolton leak keeps the Democrats’ hope of helping Mitt Romney fulfill his turncoat destiny and insisting upon calling new witnesses to keep this charade on life support for just a little bit longer.”

WELL, I SUPPOSE THAT’S A TAKE: Donald Trump Is Flooding Iowa Because He Can’t Not Be The Center Of Attention.

BuzzFeed, so it’s not a particularly fresh or interesting take — just bitter and obvious.

Flashback: As Republicans Caucus, Obama Campaign Buys Premium Iowa Ad Space.

That’s different because shut up.

RUSSIAN TOOLS: Democrat impeachment managers voted AGAINST military aid to Ukraine.

Where do they stand on fracking?

PRIVACY: This is how a popular free antivirus program sells your data. “Avast is a multibillion-dollar computer security company based in the Czech Republic. Its software is used by an estimated 400 million people around the world. Last year it emerged that the company was sucking up user behavior data and selling it—and now the extent of that effort has been laid out in new reports from Vice and PCMag.”

HMM: Wonder How the NYT Got the Leak From Bolton’s Unpublished Book? Look Who’s Reportedly Vetting It.

STOOL PIGEONS: Albatrosses Outfitted With GPS Trackers Detect Illegal Fishing Vessels.

“AGREES”: Hunter Biden Agrees to Pay Child Support in Custody Case, Still Hasn’t Turned Over Financial Records.

YOU’RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BLOG: Democratic Presidential Clown Car Update for January 27, 2020. “Everything’s coming up Bernie (including a Joe Rogan endorsement), Biden tranny panders, Buttigieg does a Jeb!, Bloomberg ops get sick bennies, Yang rises, and WaPo worries about screaming ghosts.”

BREAKING: Neil Gorsuch Issues Savage Rebuke to Activist Judges and Nationwide Injunctions.