DESPERATION IN THE AIR: Draft Cuomo: Democrats Wondering If It’s Time to Dump Biden and Sanders.

IN A WORD, POLITICS: The Real Reasons Democrats Stopped the Coronavirus Stimulus Bill.

YOU’RE GONNA NEED A SMALLER BLOG: Democratic Presidential Clown Car Update for March 23, 2020: And Then There Were Two. “Biden wins again, Gabbard drops out, Slow Joe makes himself scarce, and everybody hunkers down due to The Current Unpleasantness.”

HEH: COVID-19 Kills Plans to Eventually Meet Neighbors.

SARAH HOYT’S SHOCKED FACE COULD NOT BE REACHED FOR COMMENT: China May Have Massively Underreported Coronavirus Deaths.

UGH: Israeli Doctor in Italy Says They No Longer Allow Those Over 60 Access to Respiratory Machines.

Considering the median age in Italy is 47, that’s an awful lot of people being denied care.

WELL, IT CERTAINLY ISN’T SOCIALISM OF THE INTERNATIONAL VARIETY: MSNBC Anchor: Universal Health Care Isn’t Socialist.

HMM: The doctor who helped defeat smallpox explains what’s coming.

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Virtual Happy Hours Will Get Us Through This. “Honestly though, if last week was any indication, some of my friends may need to begin some virtual happy hour action at breakfast time just to avoid needing to be scraped off of the walls. We may need to do some social distance hiking, the weather is finely right for it here. We can walk six feet apart — the desert is big — and not share any trailmix.”

With no school to get the kids off to, every morning is a Bloody Mary Sunday Morning.

A BILL WHITTLE PODCAST: The Cold War: What We Saw | To the Precipice – Episode 8.

TAKING SIDES: CNN’s Jake Tapper under fire after admitting he didn’t fact-check AOC on Trump-coronavirus claim.

NICE GUY: Max Boot Mocks Trump Voters Sheltering in Homes, Says How Good They Had It With Obama, Weeps Hillary Not in Charge.

It isn’t just that Boot, Rick Wilson, et al are wrong; it’s that they’re aggressively and tiresomely wrong.

SLOWER WOULD BE BETTER: Warmer Weather May Slow, but Not Halt Coronavirus. “Nature may help diminish the pandemic if aggressive measures to control the spread of infections continue, experts say. That doesn’t mean the virus won’t return.”

MOLTO BUONA: Dr. Fauci: Trump’s Travel Bans May Prevent U.S. ‘From Becoming Another Italy.’

TAKE A BREAK FROM THE SERIOUS NEWS FOR A FEW MINUTES: Florida Man Friday: Coronavirus Is a Real Beach.

INDEED: The Media’s Negativity Won’t Dampen the American Spirit.

NOT THE BABYLON BEE: Crook Breaks Into Car To Steal Toilet Paper.

Not Florida Man, either.

HE’S DOING A GOOD JOB: Despite Media Attacks, Public Rallies Behind Trump During Coronavirus Pandemic.

Andrew Cuomo and Gavin Newsome agree.

HEH: COVID-19 a Boon to Multi-Level Marketing Businesses.

GARBAGE PEOPLE: Ayatollah’s American Allies Seize on Pandemic in Fresh Push for Sanctions Relief. “In echo of regime propaganda, critics falsely claim U.S. sanctions target food and medicine.”

THAT’S DIFFERENT BECAUSE SHUT UP: While Stephen Colbert Argues ‘Chinese Virus’ Is Racist, Let’s Revisit His Jokes About Asians.

I hope no one here catches the Chinese coronavirus from Wuhan, a city in China ruled by Chinese Communists where the Chinese-sourced Sino-virus came from.

UPDATE (Charlie): To be culturally sensitive, please use 功流感 (gong1 liu2 gan3) — “workers influenza” or “kung flu”.

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS KILLS: Politics and Fears of ‘Racism’ Helped Coronavirus Spread in Italy, Virus Expert Warns.

In this case, it was political correctness as propaganda from Chinese Communists.

RICHARD FERNANDEZ: World War V: The Coronavirus Is a Battle Between Freedom and Skynet. “Will ours be a world where populations confine themselves to progressively smaller rooms with ever-dwindling supplies? Or a world where each country, perhaps empowered by equivalents of the Defense Production Act, is busy rearchitecting the global supply chain and creating new workflows? Will it be a world where ‘government will save us’ or one in which we decide to do things differently?”

Needless to say, read the whole thing.

NEWS YOU CAN USE: The Best and Worst Browsers for Privacy, Ranked.

SMART: Walmart, Target, Publix, Whole Foods among stores designating shopping time for seniors.