EVEN WHEN YOU DON’T VOTE YOUR WAY IN, YOU STILL HAVE TO SHOOT YOUR WAY OUT:  Violence at HK New Years Protests Is a Warning.

INDEED!  Do Not Mess With …

HE WILL BECOME MORE POWERFUL, ETC:  Impeachment Fallouts.

HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYONE, FROM THE INSOMNIAC DENVER CONTINGENT OF THE INSTAPUNDIT TEAM:  In 2020 may we come to see clearly and pick the best possible path.  Just remember, even if there are setbacks along the way, in the end we win they lose, because we live in reality, not in Marx’s fevered dream of envy. And reality is an invincible b*tch. In the end, she always wins. The US is the most improbable nation in the world, treading the most unlikely path. May we continue to survive.

COME ON. IT’S STRAIGHT-UP NEWS ALL THE WAY:  Experts Warn Global Outrage Levels May Reach Point Of No Return In 2020.

DEAR BABYLON BEE, IT’S 2020. THE NEW YORK TIMES IS MORE INCOHERENT THAN EVER. YOU’VE BEEN AMERICA’S REAL PAPER OF RECORD FOR A WHILE NOW. ADMIT IT. ROLL WITH IT. STOP PRETENDING THIS IS ALL SATIRE. YOU KNOW YOU’RE REPORTING THE REAL NEWS:  Buttigieg Calls For Decriminalizing Crime.

WELL, IT DID STOP THEIR RITUAL OF DANCING IN THE STILL-WARM BLOOD OF THE VICTIMS WHILE CALLING FOR DISARMING THE LAW ABIDING! OF COURSE THEY’RE UPSET. DO YOU THINK THE AZTECS WOULD BE HAPPY IF WE STOPPED THEM MID-CUTTING-OUT-A-HEART?   Anti-Gun Activists Can’t Stand That Armed Citizens Stopped The TX Church Attack.

WELL, YES. ARMED CITIZENS ARE A THREAT TO THE ASPIRATIONS OF TYRANTS EVERYWHERE. TO RIFF OFF GRETA OF THUN MOUNTAIN, HOW DARE WE DESTROY THEIR DREAMS AND THEIR WILL TO POWER?   Chinese State-Run Media Thinks U.S. Gun Ownership “Out Of Control”.

Dear Chinese media: you have no idea. And your worshipers on our soil have no idea how out of control we Americans can be….  In fact, we’re proverbially averse to being controlled. That’s why we became American.

BECAUSE YOU CAN’T MAKE BAD PEOPLE STOP BEING BAD. AND BAD PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS BE WITH US. OUR ONLY CHOICE IS TO DEFEND LIFE AGAINST THOSE WHO WOULD END IT:  Why Supporting Gun Rights Is Pro-Life.

SOONER OR LATER THEIR INTERNAL CONTRADICTIONS SHALL DOOM THEM:  How Gender Fluidity Wrecks Both Feminism And Transgenderism.

THIS IS PERFECTLY LOGICAL WHEN YOU WANT TO INCREASE CRIME. IF THAT’S NOT WHAT YOU WANT TO DO, YOU MIGHT WANT TO RECONSIDER THIS COURSE:  New York’s get out of jail free card.

THE LEFT’S ANTISEMITIC BENDER: Anti-Semitism Rising: Why is Anyone Shocked?

ANOTHER RED DIAPER BABY. HIS FATHER IS AN AVOWED COMMUNIST, AFTER ALL. IS THIS AN EXPERIMENT WE NEED TO REPEAT? REALLY? WHY?  Mayor Pete Fails Constitutional History.

ANY RINO WILLING TO RUN WITH CRAZY UNCLE JOE WOULD NEED CLOSE AND JAUNDICED SCRUTINY:  Full-of-Malarkey Tour: Biden Open to GOP Running Mate.

OH, PLEASE. NO ONE ENVIES OBAMA. MOST OF US WHO ARE HIS AGE HAVE SEEN ENOUGH SPOILED-ROTTEN RED DIAPER BABIES TO DESPISE THEM, NOT ENVY THEM. AS FOR HIS VAUNTED IRAN DEAL, ON THE STRENGTH OF THAT ALONE, WE SHOULD CONSIDER HIM AN IRANIAN AGENT UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE:  Trump’s “Obama Envy” Is Reason For U.S. Embassy Attack In Baghdad.

Wanting to reverse every policy of the guy who will be known to history as The Traitor President (note the secret service DID give him the code name Renegade) is NOT envy. It’s called sanity. Or perhaps A Will To Live.

AND LET’S NOT FORGET IT:   We now know: Perps & their accomplices.

OTOH, DEMOCRATS ARE A NATIONAL PROBLEM:  Incomplete Impeachment Homework Is Democrat Problem.

IT DISTURBS THEIR FAITH IN THE ARROW OF HISTORY:  Anti-Semitism: Once Upon a Time(s).

BECAUSE WE’RE NOT JUST GOING TO TAKE IT:  The Anti-Benghazi.

ONLY 13?  13 Cringe Worthy Pop Culture Moments from 2019.

AGAIN, REMEMBER, YOU CAN VOTE YOUR WAY INTO SOCIALISM, BUT YOU END UP HAVING TO SHOOT YOUR WAY OUT:  The Genealogy of Free Stuff: The Trump Card.

YES, THERE WERE STILL VICTIMS, BUT WHEN THE GOOD GUYS SHOOT BACK, THERE ARE FEWER VICTIMS:  Don’t Mess With Texas.

YES, LEFTIST POLITICS:  Are Anti-Semitic Attacks Driven By Politics?

LOOK, GUYS, HE’S A COMMUNIST. IN MY EXPERIENCE ONLY IDIOTS AND VILLAINS VOTE FOR COMMUNISTS:  The Top 5 Bernie Sanders Campaign Fails .

Also, do remember kiddies, you can vote your way into socialism, but you have to shoot your way out.

NEVER AGAIN MEANS “DEFEND YOURSELVES,” AS WELL AS ANYTHING ELSE:  Anti-Semitic Attacks Show Need for Arms.