UM… CAN WE START A STAY IN CHINA PROGRAM FOR COMMUNISTS DEMOCRATS REPORTERS INSANE SHILLS FOR TOTALITARIANISM?  Good, he can stay there.

And if they’re not in China, we’ll be more than happy to send them there. I’m sure we’ll get lots of contributors to that Go Fund Me. We’ll even send them a nice farewell fruit basket with a pineapple on top, right?

TRUST ME, SHE’S RIGHT:   Prizes for Good Little Girls Syndrome.

THE MEDIA AND THE DEMS (BUT I REPEAT MYSELF0 MORPHED INTO AN EVIL CLOWN POSSE SO SLOWLY THAT SOME PEOPLE STILL HAVEN’T NOTICED:  Coronavirus and the pernicious effect of the media’s lies about Donald Trump.

UNDER COMMUNISM, INDIVIDUALS ARE LIABILITIES OR, YOU KNOW, THINGS TO BE USED AND SOLD:  Coronavirus Reveals China’s Darkest Secret. (VIDEO)

THEY CAN’T. IT’S PART OF A SICK SYSTEM OF POWER AND BRIBERY:  Sue Costello: Hollywood Not Doing Enough to Stop the Next Weinstei.n

SOCIALISTS GOT TO SOCIALIST. OUR HOMEBREW IS TRYING A BUNCH OF MOVES LEADING TO THIS, TOO:  Spain goes full Emergency Powers because of the Wuhan Virus.

I SUGGEST THAT WRITER RENOUNCE HIS CITIZENSHIP, SINCE HE OBVIOUSLY CANNOT OBEY THE CONSTITUTION. SEE? IT CUTS BOTH WAYS:  Op-Ed Offers Hypocritical Message To Sanctuary County Sheriffs .

AS I KEEP SAYING — AND ASIDE FROM THE FACT THAT THEY’RE A MUCH OLDER POPULATION ON AVERAGE — PLEASE REMEMBER THAT ITALY IS NOT THE US:  Critical care beds: this may be part of what’s wrong in Italy.

Yes, I know. I KNOW. All sorts of people have assured you that Italy’s health care is better than ours. What they’re not telling you is that part of their parameter for “better” is a robust component of government financed and run health care.

And by the way if one more communist democrat tells me that this Xi-Flu means we need single-payer healthcare, I’m going to lose whatever little cool I have left.  The only thing government-run health does better than the free market is kill people. In fact, that’s the one thing government does better than the free market always. The more power you give government the more chances of mass graves. They might be filled with grandma’s triaged out of existence, or with political opponents, or with yes, but the more powerful the government the greater chance they exist.

NO. THOSE HAIR PLUGS WENT INTO HIS BRAIN LONG AGO. BUT… THIS IS SOMETHING ELSE:  Biden’s Bubble Was Never Level.

LOOK HOW SHOCKED MY FACE IS!  Nancy Tried To Sneak Abortion Funding into COVID Bill.

AH, IRAN, NEVER CHANGE!  Iran Coronavirus Outbreak: Satellite Images Show Regime Digging Mass Graves Amid Official Cover-Up.

Also… just how close was Iran’s relationship with China?

AH. DEMOCRATS. NEVER CHANGE:  Former Florida Gov. Candidate Andrew Gillum Found in Hotel Room With Man Suffering From Possible Drug Overdose.

I’M JUST RIDING THIS INNER TUBE DOWN A RIVER OF LEFTIST TEARS, SIPPING ON A FRUITY DRINK WITHANUMBRELLAINIT!  Wuhan Virus Watch: Trump is Tested for Wuhan Coronavirus UPDATE — Report: Trump Tests Negative For Coronavirus.

FRONTOTEMPORAL DEMENTIA. BET YOU:  Biden Virtual Town Hall: The Confused Ramblings of a Perpetually Confused Candidate.

WITH AN INTERESTING VIEW OF WHAT MY HUSBAND CALLS THE “MEDIA SHOPPOCALYPSE VIRUS”:  Trump’s private-public alliance is what’s needed in pandemic fight.

And if like us you’re a rare-stocker-upper (look, I don’t like shopping. I tend to rush in, grab something approximately what I want and rush back out. If it’s the wrong size/color/composition, I then try to make it work, somehow) and have run down on something, look to the bottom wrung discount stores.  I understand that they’re now stripped, but we found tp and bleach wipes at Big Lots when everywhere else was cleaned out. They were even having a sale.  It’s almost like all this panic is a luxury. Shrug.

ON THAT “WE SHOULD GET EVERY MAN, WOMAN AND CHILD, TESTED”:  The Dreaded Red Squamish.

SOMEONE ON FACEBOOK TOLD ME THAT “WUHAN FLU” IS RACIST. SHE DIDN’T HAVE ANSWERS ON WHETHER WE SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO THE SPANISH ABOUT THAT UNPLEASANT AFFAIR IN 1918 AND ALSO COULDN’T EXPLAIN WHY THAT PHRASE ONLY BECAME RACIST WHEN THE LEFT DECIDED IT WAS.

BUT THAT’S FINE. IF WUHAN FLU IS RACIST, WE WILL NOW CALL IT THIS:

THE BEE IS AT IT AGAIN. CAN SOMEONE TELL THEM THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO BE SATY–  OH, NEVER MIND. WE DID NEED A PAPER OF RECORD SINCE THE DINGY LADY BECAME WHOLLY FILTHY:  Bernie: ‘We Must Seize The Means Of Toilet Paper Production’.

ENEMIES OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, BETRAYERS OF LIBERTY, PROFANERS OF THE CONSTITUTIONAL REPUBLIC:  As Trump Spoke, Stocks Soared, But CNN Won’t Tell You That.

HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS:  A State of Madness.

SURE THEY DO. BECAUSE… WHY NOT?  Communist Chinese Propagandists Now Claim U.S. Military Made Wuhan Virus.

NOT JUST FOR ITALY. SOCIALISM KILLS — BOTH VARIETIES, NATIONAL AND INTERNATIONAL — FAST OR SLOW, SOFT OR HARD, BUT IT ALWAYS KILLS:  For Italy, multilateral globalism, plus socialism, equals death.

Makes me think of what Heinlein said, from memory: “Stupidity is the only capital crime. The punishment is always death. There is no appeal.”

TO BE FAIR, HE IS. HE’S JUST LESS OPEN ABOUT IT:  Flop Sweat: Democrats try to assure Bernie voters that Biden’s practically the same.

Or his people are less open about it.  Joe Biden at this point doesn’t know who he is, where he is or what he’s running for.

GUYS, FOR THE LOVE OF BOB. IT’S BRAZIL. EVEN IF HE’S BEEN TESTED, YOU PROBABLY CAN GET A MORE ACCURATE RESULT BY FLIPPING A COIN. I KNOW. I HAVE COUSINS THERE. THEY MAKE PORTUGAL SEEM A PERFECT MACHINE OF ORGANIZATION AND LAWFULNESS:  Conflicting Reports: Brazil’s President Jair Bolsonaro Insists He Tested Negative for Coronavirus.

GIVEN THE GENERAL HEALTH OF THEIR CONTESTANTS…  Louisiana Postpones Primary Until June Due to Coronavirus Concerns.