HEY, VICE, WUHAN IS NOT A RACE, AND WINNIE THE POOH IS MOCKING XI. NEWSFLASH, COMMUNIST IS ALSO NOT A RACE. NOR IS HORRENDOUS TOTALITARIAN DICTATOR A RACE:  These Racist ‘Wuhan Plague’ Plaques Are Popping Up Around Atlanta.

FROM T. L. KNIGHTON:  With Triumph And Disaster.

Alien life is theoretically possible, but what few signs of life are scattered through the universe are of primitive cultures that barely made it out of their own stone age, if that.

So when a big discovery threatens to shake the very foundations of xenoarcheology, it’s big news. The problem? Someone doesn’t want it discovered and they’re willing to kill to keep that from happening.

When an old friend asks Tommy Reilly and the crew of Sabercat to give them a hand, he can’t say no.

That’s when things get interesting.

WELL! THIS CLEARS UP THINGS:  China Backs Democratic Resistance to President Trump.

ONLY IF YOU’RE SLEEPING TOGETHER AND IN A WEIRD POSITION AT THE MOMENT. I THINK THIS FALLS UNDER MY RULES FOR STAYING SAFE. IT’S NOT “DON’T FRENCH STRANGERS” BUT “DON’T SNIFF STRANGER’S FARTS” IS CLOSE ENOUGH:  Can the coronavirus be spread through farts?

I DON’T KNOW. IF THE BOOT IS REMOVED FROM THE NECK, WE’LL SEE:  Will New York be the comeback kid?

CAN WE TELL THE LEFT THIS? MAYBE THEY’LL SUPPORT IT, THEN?  Study reveals the environmental benefits of working from home.

MASSIVE UNEMPLOYMENT AND DEATHS FROM POVERTY VS CLEANER AIR: LIFE’S FULL OF TRADE-OFFS. SOME OF THEM ARE WORTH LESS THAN OTHERS. IT DEPENDS HOW MUCH YOU HATE HUMANS, DOESN’T IT?  India’s virus lockdown gives world’s most polluted capital clear skies, clean air.

LEARN TO CODE:  Silver Lining.

THIS IS NOVEL!  Latest Liberal Idea: Tax The Rich!

What will they think of next?

WRONG. MOST HOSPITALS/STATES HAVE BANNED CARE. APPARENTLY UNDER THE IMPRESSION THERE’S NO ILLNESS EVER BUT CHINESE LUNG ROT:  Fear Of Covid-19 Is Causing Americans To Skip Care.

SANE PEOPLE SAY TURN OFF CNN:  Grocery Stores May Need to Ban Customers Says CNN.

BECAUSE SHE’S EVIL, THAT’S WHY:  AOC Celebrates Cratering Oil Prices.

AS FOR COLORADO, JARED POLIS, LET MY PEOPLE GO!  REOPEN America Is Happening In Colorado, Georgia, And Tennessee.

AND THE BACKLOG WHEN WE COME OUT OF THIS — ALWAYS SUPPOSING THEY EVER LET US — WILL BE A FAR WORSE OVERWHELMING OF THE SYSTEM THAN WINNIE THE FLU EVER WAS:   Cancer and heart patients dying because of government-imposed shut downs.

I WAKE UP SCREAMING:  The real devastation from COVID-19: A destroyed economy imposed by government panic.

FROM LAURA MONTGOMERY:  Simple Service (Martha’s Sons Book 1).

A lost starship. A lost colony.

Two factions. One expendable son.

When the colony’s governor requisitions the colonists’ personal weapons, Peter Dawe’s father sets him a simple task. Get their weapon back.

But the Marss have all the technology, and Peter, a second generation colonist, the youngest of ten, the expendable son, must contend with the guard, palace politics, and his biggest problem of all, Simon, his brother.

TO BELIEVE IT WON’T IS TO BELIEVE THAT NO ONE DIES OF ANYTHING ELSE, EVER. THAT JOBS AREN’T EVER NECESSARY. THAT … WELL, THAT WE CAN LIVE ON RAINBOWS AND MAGIC UNICORN FARTS:  Will the Shutdown Cause More Deaths Than It Saves?

THE PANICKERS ARE TRYING TO MAKE EACH OF US RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERYONE’S SAFETY. THAT’S NOT HOW THIS WORKS. THAT’S A LEVER TO DISMANTLE INDIVIDUAL FREEDOM FOREVER:  Americans are Protesting- But Not For Themselves.

AH, YES. LET THEM EAT ICE CREAM NANCY:  Testing Americans’ Patience: Pelosi Scolds Americans, Trump.

THE EDITORS ARE JUST AFRAID THAT AT THIS POINT HOMESCHOOLED KIDS WRITE BETTER THAN THEY DO: Homeschooling Under Attack By Harvard Magazine.

And probably make more sense, too.

WHAT? HE DIDN’T EVEN MAKE UP A WOKE EIGHT YEAR OLD TO DO IT FOR HIM? LOW CRAFTSMANSHIP:  It’s come to this: CNN’s Brian Stelter tweets about crawling in bed and crying over pandemic.

AND GIVE US COURAGE AGAINST THE DAY WHEN THE ENEMY ONCE MORE THREATENS:  Lexington and Concord — Where the Rubber Meets the Road.

SO COLORADO’S CORRUPT LEFTOCRAT GOVERNOR SHOULD OPEN THE PARKS ALREADY:  It turns out that, when it comes to the Wuhan flu, sunlight is the best disinfectant.  #makejaredpoliscryagain.

OLLY OLLY OXEN FREE:  Come Out, Come Out, Wherever You Are.

THIS STINKS:  Overall U.S. death rate is at a multi-year LOW.