OH, YES. TO THE MILLIONS OF WOMEN WHO CAN’T GET HAIR CARE, ADD THE MILLIONS OF SALON OWNERS BEING DRIVEN OUT OF BUSINESS:  Pelosi used shuttered San Francisco hair salon for blow-out, owner calls it ‘slap in the face’.

WHEN TEACHERS GROOM:  Texas weather forecaster found dead after confessing ‘sins’ on Facebook.

MAJOR LEAGUE SPORTS ARE A LUXURY GOOD IN A TIME WHEN PEOPLE ARE RELEARNING FRUGALITY:  Trump warns football, baseball players to not boycott games like NBA players.

HE JUST WANTS TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH THE FAMILY … ANY FAMILY (THAT ISN’T BEHIND BARS):  Top lawyer at NYC Board of Elections takes leave of absence amid probe.

What did I say about voting processes that would disgrace a third world country?
HOW LONG will we tolerate this?

NOT AS MUCH AS CATHOLICS ARE GROANING.  I HAVE A QUESTION: AREN’T COMMUNISTS STILL EXCOMMUNICATED? THEN UNDER WHAT CANONICAL LAW CAN FRANKIE THE COMMIE BE POPE?  Pope urges respect for Paris climate accord, says ‘creation is groaning’.

NO:  Can the Drudge Report Get Any Worse?

A WHOLE LOT OF MASKS COMING OFF:  What we know about CNN host Chris Cuomo’s ‘shocking’ conversation with Michael Cohen revealed by Tucker Carlson.

WE WERE ALREADY ON A TRACK OF CATASTROPHIC TECHNOLOGICAL CHANGE.  THIS ONE IS GOING TO HURT. BRACE:  The Wuhan virus has accelerated existing trends.

Remember Reagan: In the end, we win, they lose.

ONE WITH REAL PRIDE:  Return of the Log Cabin Republicans.

I SPOTTED THAT TOO. IT’S TIME WE CLEANED UP A VOTING PROCESS THAT WOULD SHAME A THIRD WORLD BANANA REPUBLIC:  The Democrats Explain Their Voter Fraud Plans.

Vote on the day only, with ID. Have to be registered a month in advance, with a verified address. And your finger will get stained in purple dye. The end. Anything else, and you’re risking the dilution of the vote of legitimate citizens.  Who, quite frankly, have had about enough. Or at least I have.

MORE IMPORTANTLY, ISN’T THIS LIKE REBUILDING IN THE PATH OF THE FIRESTORM … AGAIN? UNTIL THE POLITICS OF BIG CITIES CHANGE — THAT IS, UNTIL WE CLEAN UP OUR VOTING PROCESS — NO BUSINESS IS SAFE ANYWHERE GOVERNED BY DEMOCRATS:  Insurance Costs Hinder Rebuild In Minneapolis.

Remember in November.

PROJECTION. LIKE AN IMAX:  The Left Blames Trump For The Race War They Want.

LOOK, MY HAIR HAS BEEN WHITE SINCE I WAS 28.  I WILL NOT GO TO A SALON AND WEAR A MASK. SO I DECIDED I’D JUST GO WHITE AND LET IT GROW OUT TILL THE INSANITY PASSED. BUT I GOT THE WRONG KIND OF COLOR REMOVER, SO I HAVE WHAT SON NICKNAMED “A GOLDEN SCALP WEASEL.” BUT QUEEN NANCY GETS TO GO TO THE SALON WITHOUT A MASK? IT’S NOT JUST ME. THOUSANDS OF WOMEN JUST SCREAMED OUT IN OUTRAGE:  Pelosi Gets A Wash, Peasants Get The Spin.

And for the record, I don’t think there’s ANY need for any of us to wear a mask, particularly not ineffective, bacteria-culturing bits of cloth. This has passed the point of ridiculous.

IN THE US THIS IS FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE:  COVID19 breaking news, August 28, 2020: New Belgian large-cohort study shows hydroxychloroquine significantly reduces mortality.

THERE’S A FUNDRAISER TO TURN ONE OF MY FAVORITE SERIES INTO A GRAPHIC NOVEL:  Black Tide Rising: Volume 1 Graphic Novel .

THEY’RE STILL WORKING ON WHY THIS SHOULD BE DONE:  Microscopic robots may soon invade your body — whether you like it or not.

THE BABYLON BEE HAS REALLY GIVEN UP ON SATIRE:  Proud Mayor Lets His Entire City Burn To The Ground Just To Make Trump Look Bad.

New motto: We’re not funny, but we print more real news than the NY Times.

NO, THEY ARE NOT GOING TO USE ANTIFA INSTEAD:  America reportedly suffering monkey shortage for COVID-19 vaccine search.

C’est dommage!

BEHOLD, MY SHOCKED FACE:  Up to 90 per cent of people diagnosed with coronavirus may not be carrying enough of it to infect anyone else, study finds as experts say tests are too sensitive.

FRAUD BY MAIL:  Confessions of a voter fraud: I was a master at fixing mail-in ballots.

IF ONLY WE COULD MAKE THAT TWO WORDS:  Government In Action.

SOME OLDER POP REFERENCES EVADE ME, BUT I GATHER THIS IS APT:  Riots and Joe Biden’s Joe Isuzu Problem.

SOME DAYS AGO, IN RESPONSE TO A LIBERAL ON FACEBOOK, A FRIEND POSTED A MEME THAT SAID “THE LION, THE WITCH, THE AUDACITY OF THIS B*TCH”:  Democrats, Media Desperately Try to Pin Antifa/BLM Riots on Trump.

It keeps going through my mind when the dems (and Biden) do things like this.

LET’S ERODE CLINTON PRIVILEGE:  Chelsea Clinton Speaks On Eroding White Privilege.

THEY HAVE MANY, MANY PROBLEMS. THAT’S JUST ONE OF THEM:  Joe And Kamala Have A Bail Problem.