AND THIS:  COVID19 update, May 16, 2020: evidence hydroxychloroquine works better with zinc added; how Taiwan succeeded; Niall Ferguson on his disgraced namesake.

THERE’S THIS:  COVID19 update, May 15, 2020:  Interview about German meat processing plants; Santa Clara County immunology study redux.

THEY’VE STATED IT OUTRIGHT, THAT IT’S A GREAT CHANCE TO IMPLEMENT THEIR AGENDA. BELIEVE THEM:  The Coronavirus Fifth Column.

The enemies of the West and civilization seem to suffer from a compulsion to announce their true intentions. Only fools pretend they’re not telling the truth.

OLLY OLLY OXEN FREE. THE GOVERNMENT CANNOT TAKE AWAY FREEDOMS IT DOESN’T HAVE THE POWER TO GRANT YOU. IT’S TIME TO BE FREE, EVEN SHOULD IT COST US OUR LIVES, OUR FORTUNES, OUR SACRED HONOR. OTHERS HAVE PAID THE PRICE BEFORE US:  More stories of government power grabs — and a new, loud voice in the wilderness.

YES. WHEN DO THE DIFFICULT QUESTIONS BEGIN?  Was Obama systematically spying on everyone who could threaten his legacy?

OKAY, OKAY, I CAN’T EVEN:  There is this video that always makes me cackle showing an owl swimming in a bathroom sink, and clearly loving it.  Underneath the text goes “Who is going to tell this owl that he is not a duck? Anyone, anyone? No one? All right, then. He is now a duck.”
So, in that spirit, which of you is going to tell the Babylon Bee they’re supposed to be funny and not just report the news and really become America’s paper of record?  Anyone? Anyone?

Governor Newsom Orders Ballots To Be Sent To Every Cemetery In State.

(This one has been used on me, I swear, on Facebook)  Reminder: Adolf Hitler Also Wanted To Go Outside And Do Things.

Democrats Promise To Chew Up Cash, Tenderly Regurgitate It Into Mouths Of Voters.

Hillary Clinton Suggests That Americans Vote For President By Email.

Several States Issue Orders Requiring People To Run Around In Giant Hamster Balls.

No one? All right, then. The Babylon Bee is now America’s Paper of Record. More truth there than in any other paper in the US.

SURE. BUT THEN THEY WERE FED LOCO WEED. OR SJW PAP. SAME THING:  Today’s Woke Superheroes Have Conservative Roots.

THE WRITER OF THAT LAST POST DID A POST FOR MY BLOG TODAY:  Panic Reaction on a National Scale by David Burkhead.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:   UPDATE: Recently Released Comey Testimony Provides Further Evidence Sally Yates Had The Original Flynn 302 Written by Pientka Before It Mysteriously Went Missing…

OR, AS I LIKE TO CALL IT ‘LET US STAY LOCKED IN SO NO ONE DIES EVER AGAIN’:  The False Dilemma of Die or Die.

WHEN THEY RETURN, THEY WILL ERECT A STATUE OF BRAVE SIR ROBIN, THEIR INSPIRATION:  Michigan Legislature Closes to Avoid Gathering of Lockdown Protesters.

YEAH, THAT IS DEFINITELY THE BE ON END ALL ISSUE OF OUR DAY. PFFFF:  Associated Press chides “archaic and sexist term” “mistress”, announces it will now use “lover” or “companion”.

BECAUSE BEING A TODDLER, HE NEVER UNDERSTOOD THAT THERE ARE LIMITS ON WHAT HE SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO, EVEN IF HE WANTS IT REALLY BADLY:  #Obamagate is simply Obama being Obama.

In other words, your common garden variety pinko.

NO, NO. NOT A SCANDAL. FOR IT TO BE A SCANDAL, THE MEDIA WOULD HAVE TO REPORT IT:  The other secrets inside Grenell’s satchel are the key to the biggest political scandal in US history.

OH, I DON’T KNOW. THEY WANT TO KEEP PUBLIC INDOCTRINATION EDUCATION CLOSED? WELL! DON’T THROW ME IN THAT BRIAR PATCH, B’RER WOLF!  Don’t Close the Schools.

OKAY, GUYS. IT’S OBVIOUS SOMEONE ON THE LEFT FOUND MCCAIN’S STASH OF BLACKMAIL MATERIAL ON LINDSEY GRAHAM. HE’S BEING CONTROLLED AGAIN.  LET’S FIND IT AND BURN IT. I LIKE THE GRAHAMINATOR BETTER:  Graham Throws Cold Water on Trump’s Call For Obama to Testify in ObamaGate Hearing.

“MORAL”:  The Moral Busybodies Strike Again.

GOOD:  NASCAR Resumes Sunday, MLB In Talks To Start.

No “new normal.” There’s nothing normal about this novelty. Let’s get back to the old normal.

IT’S TIME TO TURN OFF THE IDIOT BOX:  Deaths NOT Covered In Media’s Daily Panic Porn.

MY ONLY ARGUMENT WITH THIS IS THAT THE NUMBER OF INFECTED IS MUCH LOWER THAN IN ANY OTHER POPULATION TESTED, SO PERHAPS IT’S AN ABERRATION? BUT ON THE REST, HE’S ON POINT:  A Scientific Explanation of Why Shutdowns Are Useless.

QUITE POSSIBLY THE ONE PERSON WITH FEWER BRAIN CELLS THAN BIDEN:  Crazy and Crazier: Joe Biden asks Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to advise him on the environment.

THAT BLACK ROBE IS NOT A ROYAL MANTLE:  The law, Judge Sullivan, and Michael Flynn: what now?

IF THIS GOES ON:  Flash from a 2050 news report: Strange forgotten legal document found in Washington ruins.

AMERICA DIDN’T SHUT DOWN AWAITING A POLIO CURE AND IT SHOULDN’T SHUT DOWN AWAITING A WINNIE THE FLU CURE:  ‘I’d rather die of corona’: Barstool Sports founder unloads over lockdowns.

WOMEN WORKING FEWER HOURS DOES NOT MEAN THE PAY GAP IS WIDENING. OTOH IF A WOMAN TAUGHT THESE PEOPLE MATH, SHE WAS OBVIOUSLY OVERPAID:  Coronavirus to exacerbate gender pay gap: German study.