AW, SHUCKS. YOU KNOW US. FROM THE BLOGSPHERE AT LEAST. GIVE US A PING. WE’LL MEET YOU FOR COFFEE: This Fourth Of July, I’m Moving Across The Country To A Place I’ve Never Been.
Author Archive: Sarah Hoyt
July 5, 2020
DOING THE JOB OUR SCHOOLS REFUSED TO DO: Trump gives America a history lesson at Mount Rushmore.
HISTORICALLY IT IS A FAR MORE REVOLUTIONARY NOTION: True Revolutionaries Believe in Freedom, Not Power.
CAN SOMEONE BREW OUR NEWS OUTLETS A POT OF THAT COFFEE? British Media Outlets Wake Up, Begin Distancing Themselves From UK Black Lives Matter Organization.
IT’S ALL RIGHT. THE REST OF US DON’T EVEN QUESTION CNN. WE JUST MAKE FUN OF THEM: July 4, 1776: The Declaration of Independence Annotated.
KEEP IT ALIVE: July 4, 1776: The Declaration of Independence Annotated.
SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE THE VOICE THAT CRIES IN THE DESERT. BUT I’M NOT ALONE: Happy July 4th! Happy Independence Day.
BE NOT AFRAID: Happy Fourth.
THE QUOTE IS PROBABLY APOCRYPHAL, BUT IT’S ONE OF THOSE THAT SINCE IT DIDN’T EXIST, IT HAD TO BE MADE UP:
“God has a special providence for fools, drunkards, and the United States of America.” Otto von Bismarck.
To my compatriots, on independence day (I am in Colorado where it’s still the 4th): let us hope it is forever thus. Our experiment was always improbable and by rights we should have perished a million times. And yet we’re still here.
Be not afraid. Go out and be Americans as hard as you can. Now and every day.
Be not afraid. Go out and be Americans as hard as you can. Now and every day.
July 3, 2020
I WANT TO POINT OUT THAT THE BABYLON BEE HAS A TIME MACHINE.* JUST SAYING: FBI Hires Top-Rated Italian Bodyguard Hiluigi Clintonelli To Protect Ghislaine Maxwell.
*And they won’t lend it to me to go back in time and kill Jean Jacques Rousseau. And maybe the angry ink blot and grifter, Karl Marx.
BET ON IT. THE LEFT ALWAYS DESTROYS WHAT IT CAPTURES: Will Super Woke Hollywood Crush TV’s Golden Age of Streaming.
UNFORTUNATELY THEY DIDN’T HAVE ONLY ONE NECK: Seattle CHOP Finally Gets The Axe.
NO HUMAN LIFE MATTERS TO ANY COMMUNIST: Horace Anderson’s Life Didn’t Matter To CHOP.
BURN, BABY, BURN: Only Six Months to Save the Planet!
SHE’S COMPETING WITH PAUL EHRLICH FOR PERSON WHO IS NEVER RIGHT EVER: Maddow Gleefully Predicted ‘Absolutely Terrible’ Unemployment Numbers, Ends Up With Egg on Her Face.
THIS MAKES ABOUT AS MUCH SENSE AS FIRING SOMEONE FOR SAYING WE’RE ALL HUMAN: UMass Lowell Nursing Dean Reportedly Fired After Saying ‘Everyone’s Life Matters’ in Email.
YES. THE LEFT KNOWS THEY’RE LOSING. EVEN IF THEY CHEAT THEIR WAY IN, THEY’LL PROBABLY JUST LOSE HARDER AND FASTER. HOWEVER THEY’RE GOING TO FIGHT LIKE CORNERED RATS. ON FIRE. IN A DUMPSTER: Never Give an Inch.
THESE DAYS IGNORING THE MEDIA IS A GREAT IDEA: Ignore the media; America is still in good shape.
IN THE TRENCHES: Countering a Culture Programmed by Traitorous Hacks.
THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE: Violence: the course of true Summer of Love never did run smooth.
PERHAPS WE’RE LOOKING AT THIS ALL WRONG? Upside Down.
July 1, 2020
THE BABYLON BEE STRIKES AGAIN: Democrats Prepare To Celebrate Dependence Day.
I HAVE THIS THEORY, THAT IF YOU PUT A COLLECTOR IN GEORGE ORWELL’S GRAVE, YOU COULD POWER MOST OF EUROPE FROM HIS GYRATIONS: California Legislature Votes to Strike ‘the State Shall Not Discriminate’ from Constitution, Opening the Door to Legalized Discrimination.