STRANGELY, NOT ABOUT ANTIFA:  Escaped cloned female mutant crayfish take over Belgian cemetery.

THAT POOR WOMAN ISN’T USED TO BEING ON HER FEET THAT LONG. THE VIEW MUST BE DISORIENTING:  Kamala Harris caught asking aide which city she was in during Cleveland stop.

IF THEY HURL OBJECTS, THEY’RE NOT PROTESTERS, THEY’RE RIOTERS. REMEMBER THAT:  Protesters hurl eggs at Rudy Giuliani, pro-Trump demonstrators in NYC.

They can yolk around all they want. The truth will not be stopped.

BIG TECH ARE DUMBFRACKINGBUNNIES.  IF THEY KNEW HISTORY — BUT THEN THEY WOULDN’T THROW IN WITH CHINA AND THE COMMIES, WOULD THEY? — THEY’D KNOW COPIERS AND FAXES BROUGHT DOWN THE USSR. THEY’D KNOW THEY CAN’T DO THIS:  Big Tech Panicking – Trump’s Grassroots MAGA Army Working Around Platform Controls…

They’d also know we’re smarter them, more savvy and frankly we’ve had just about enough.  They fell into the classical trap of thinking they’re smart because they made a lot of money. Shut up and code!

THIS IS WHAT CAUSES ME TO WAKE UP SCREAMING:  Joe Biden Inadvertently Tells the Truth.

AMAZON!  BECAUSE THE WALL HAS TO BE UNANIMOUS:  The Plot Against the President: My rejected Amazon review.

NOT THANKSGIVING. HE STOLE CALIFORNIANS LIVES. AND HE IS NOT GIVING THEM BACK:   The Grinch Who Stole Thanksgiving.

BUT THEY DO THINK WE ARE THAT STUPID:   My Lying Eyes.

CAN PITT ACTUALLY BE THAT DUMB?  Brad Pitt Promises Joe Biden Will Always Be Honest.

THE LEFT TRIES TO USE OUR BEST FEELINGS, OUR DECENCY, AGAINST US:   Sadness And Melancholy Of The Left: Their Trump Card.

IT’S WEAPONIZED EMPATHY, AND I SAY TO H*LL WITH IT:  Pandemic Fatigue And Government Control.

MIGHT VERY WELL BE TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE, BUT ALL THE SAME:  Why I Voted Trump: A Coming Out Story.

FOR THE RINOS YOU SHALL ALWAYS HAVE WITH YOU:  Susan Collins will vote NO when Amy Coney Barrett vote comes to Senate floor.

KIND OF LIKE THE OBAMAS, NO?  THE LEFT IS NOT A POLITICAL MOVEMENT. IT’S A MAFIA ENGAGED IN MONEY-LAUNDERING OPERATIONS:  “Trained Marxist” and BLM Co-Founder Patrisse Cullors Signs Warner Bros. TV Deal.

THE BEE, REPORTING NEWS AGAIN:  Intelligence Experts Concerned Media May Tamper With Election By Asking Biden Questions.

SPEEDLIMIT ENFORCED BY PACHYDERM:  Rampaging elephant won’t tolerate dumbo car drivers.

TDS IS A CERTIFIED IQ CRASHING DISEASE:  Coyotes Comment Confuses Trump Haters.

I DOUBT THEY’VE TAKEN INTO ACCOUNT THE ECONOMIC HARM NOR THE UNTREATED ILLNESSES AND DEPRESSION ATTENDANT; NOR IS IT LIKELY THEY’VE INCORPORATED THE HARM DONE CHILDREN BY SOCIAL ISOLATION AND LOSS OF LEARNING COINCIDENTAL TO SCHOOL CLOSURES.  SO THIS IS A WAY LOW-BALL ESTIMATE:  ‘Enormous impact’ of COVID-19 translates to 2.5 million years of potential life lost.

THEY’VE SURVIVED WORLD WAR, DEPRESSION, BIG BOX STORES AND E-TAIL BUT THEY CANNOT SURVIVE DEBLASIO & CUOMO:   Strand Book Store says it ‘cannot survive’ without more business.

OKAY. I’M NOT GOOD WITH SUPERNATURAL STUFF. MAYBE IT’S THE WRITER MIND COMING THROUGH: Instruments.

It’s the only mind I have.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE. SHOCKED, SHOCKED, SHOCKED:  Figures Don’t Lie, But Liars Figure: Unemployment Figures Dramatically Favor Republican-Led States.

SURE, BUT I THINK THEY’RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT AMERICANS ARE NOT CHINESE:  Is China Now In Control of Our Flow of Information?

THE PROVINCIAL LEFT IS ONLY INTERESTED IN FOREIGNERS THEY CAN WHITE-KNIGHT FOR:  Foreign Policy? What’s That?

Kind of like minorities. The left uses “categories” of people. They’re not interested in actual, real people.

AND AS THE EXPENSIFY EXEC DEMONSTRATED THEY’RE DELUSIONAL NARCISSISTS:  Democrats still live in a Trump-fueled dystopian nightmare.

EXCEPT THIS PARTICULAR TWATWAFFLE (NOT THE WRITER, THE EXPENSIFY GUY) DOESN’T KNOW ONE IS A CROOK, AND IMAGINES THE OTHER ONE IS A DICTATOR:  Expensify Says Vote For Crook Not Fascist.