BUT OF COURSE: Mosquitoes infected with West Nile virus detected in NYC.
Author Archive: Sarah Hoyt
July 15, 2020
July 14, 2020
THE BEE HAS GIVEN UP AND IS NOW JUST REPORTING STRAIGHT UP NEWS: Genius Trump Wears Mask Causing Media To Question Effectiveness Of Masks.
And they used to be such a nice satire site, too.
Comedy is dead, and all the madmen are in journalism….
Also, do you think we can get him to come out FOR lockdowns? I have friends in California.
WHEN THE LEFT TAKES OVER, THE ONLY CRIME IS THOUGHT CRIME: In Britain, the anti-racist thought police have come for the children.
I WISH THIS WERE A JOKE: Four Stages of Marxist Takeover: The Accuracy of Yuri Bezmenov.
WHEN ALL MARKS OF CIVILIZATION ARE CALLED WHITE SUPREMACY, WHEN LOYALTY TO OUR COUNTRY AND NOT WANTING TO LIVE IN A COMMUNIST SH*THOLE ARE CALLED “WHITE SUPREMACY” YOU KNOW THESE PEOPLE ARE NOT SPEAKING THE SAME LANGUAGE AS THE REST OF US. ALSO, THIS IS THE CHICK WHO CALLED THE KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS A HATE GROUP, ISN’T IT? HEY, COMMIE, THESE ARE MY MIDDLE FINGERS. I HAVE A FULL SET: Democrat Senator: Trump’s Base Is Full Of White Supremacists.
WELL, OF COURSE. THEY ONLY BAN WRONGTHINK THEIR MASTERS DISAPPROVE OF: NBA Bans Custom Jerseys With ‘FreeHongKong,’ But Allows ‘Burn Jews’ And ‘KillCops’.
IN OTHER NEWS, OCCASIONAL CORTEX’S VIEW OF THE WORLD IS SHAPED BY MOVIES AND COMIC BOOKS: NYC Gun Violence Continues to Surge, Ocasio-Cortez Blames Unemployment.
And someone reads the comic books to her, of course.
IT ALSO MAGICALLY PROTECTS YOU FROM VIRAL INFECTION. OPINIONS, IS THERE ANYTHING THEY CAN’T DO? Media Pushes Narrative that BLM Protests Did Not Contribute to Spike in Coronavirus Cases.
Look, I like fantasy. I have even written some of it. But you sure an tell the difference between the generation that grew up reading Harry Potter, versus the one that grew up reading Heinlein.
It I thought the publishing establishment was smarter than it is, I’d say there’s a reason for their multi-decade war on science fiction and pushing of fantasy.
YEAH, BUT HE’S NO MORE BLACK THAN I’M A WOMAN. HAVING THE WRONG OPINIONS CAN GIVE YOU SEX AND RACE CHANGE OPERATIONS INSTANTLY: Thomas Sowell to Mark Levin: concept of systemic racism ‘has no meaning’.
YOU KNOW, IT’S NOT WRONG: The Mark of COVID.
YEAH, AND I HEAR TRUMP DRINKS WATER. DO YOU KNOW WHO ELSE DRANK WATER? THAT’S RIGHT, HITLER: Signs A Trump Win Could Lead To Fascism According to WaPo.
… Meanwhile Biden’s team, aka Bernie’s loyalists more or less openly want to dismantle capitalism and have the government control the economy. Because tyranny is freedom, oppression is liberty and…. And I think I might vomit if I go on.
SURE. WHY NOT. LET’S ERASE ALL MINORITY ICONS THEN COMPLAIN THEY DON’T HAVE REPRESENTATION IN PUBLIC LIFE. BECAUSE, WHY NOT? Redskins Name About To Be Changed.
How about you call it the Cancelculture Wokies? A name to strike fear in the heart of everyone who hears it.
YOU KNOW, WHEN SHE TURNS A CERTAIN WAY YOU CAN HEAR THE WIND WHISTLING THROUGH HER VACANT CRANIUM: AOC Uses Breaking Bad to Defend Crime Comments.
IT SHOULD. I CAN’T HAVE MOST OF THEIR STUFF (CARBS TRIGGER MY AUTOIMMUNE) BUT I RECOMMEND THE MARIA COOKIES (A CHILDHOOD FAVORITE): Boycott Goya Fails Spectacularly.
July 10, 2020
BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN TOLD THEY’RE CAPABLE OF EVERYTHING AND THE BEST THING ON TWO FEET, AND YET THEIR LIFE IS NOT EXTRAORDINARY: Why Do So Many White Women Hate Themselves?
AMERICA’S PAPER OF RECORD STRIKES AGAIN: Gavin Newsom Alerted To Illegal Activity By The Sound Of Children’s Laughter.
RING AROUND THE SUN: Solar Orbiter operational, first images to be released.
IT’S AUSTRALIA. IT’S PROBABLY POISONOUS: Astronomers spot unidentifiable ‘circular’ phenomena over Australia.
HUMANS ARE HARD TO KEEP IN ONE PLACE: Study shows ancient contact between Polynesians and South Americans.
THIS SOUNDS LIKE SCIENCE IN THE OLD SOVIET UNION: I Cited Their Study, So They Disavowed It.
WE NEED MORE OF THIS: Ohio Sheriff: ‘I am Not the Mask Police. I am Not Going to Enforce Any Mask-Wearing’.
AND YOU GET A DOSE OF STUPID, AND YOU GET A DOSE OF STUPID, AND YOU GET– Oprah, Lionsgate Pick Up Disgraced NYT ‘1619 Project’ for Film, TV.
DOESN’T THE CDC NEED TO CHANGE ITS NAME? I CAN’T UNDERSTAND HOW CDC CAN BE AN ACRONYM FOR “SOCIETY FOR THE PROMOTION OF HOMESCHOOLING:” CDC Not Amending Its Proposed School Reopening Guidelines, But Will Hand Out Additional Documents.
SHE SHOULD ASK MARIE ANTOINETTE FOR TIPS ON KEEPING HER MOUTH SHUT: Nancy Pelosi on Iconoclasm: What’s the Problem?
UNEXPECTEDLY! Surge in NYPD Retirement Causes Alarm.