Author Archive: Sarah Hoyt

THE BEE HAS GIVEN UP AND IS NOW JUST REPORTING STRAIGHT UP NEWS:  Genius Trump Wears Mask Causing Media To Question Effectiveness Of Masks.

And they used to be such a nice satire site, too.

Comedy is dead, and all the madmen are in journalism….

Also, do you think we can get him to come out FOR lockdowns? I have friends in California.

WHEN ALL MARKS OF CIVILIZATION ARE CALLED WHITE SUPREMACY, WHEN LOYALTY TO OUR COUNTRY AND NOT WANTING TO LIVE IN A COMMUNIST SH*THOLE ARE CALLED “WHITE SUPREMACY” YOU KNOW THESE PEOPLE ARE NOT SPEAKING THE SAME LANGUAGE AS THE REST OF US. ALSO, THIS IS THE CHICK WHO CALLED THE KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS A HATE GROUP, ISN’T IT?  HEY, COMMIE, THESE ARE MY MIDDLE FINGERS. I HAVE A FULL SET: Democrat Senator: Trump’s Base Is Full Of White Supremacists.

IT ALSO MAGICALLY PROTECTS YOU FROM VIRAL INFECTION.  OPINIONS, IS THERE ANYTHING THEY CAN’T DO?  Media Pushes Narrative that BLM Protests Did Not Contribute to Spike in Coronavirus Cases.

Look, I like fantasy. I have even written some of it. But you sure an tell the difference between the generation that grew up reading Harry Potter, versus the one that grew up reading Heinlein.

It I thought the publishing establishment was smarter than it is, I’d say there’s a reason for their multi-decade war on science fiction and pushing of fantasy.

YOU KNOW, IT’S NOT WRONG:  The Mark of COVID.

YEAH, AND I HEAR TRUMP DRINKS WATER. DO YOU KNOW WHO ELSE DRANK WATER? THAT’S RIGHT, HITLER:  Signs A Trump Win Could Lead To Fascism According to WaPo.

… Meanwhile Biden’s team, aka Bernie’s loyalists more or less openly want to dismantle capitalism and have the government control the economy.  Because tyranny is freedom, oppression is liberty and….  And I think I might vomit if I go on.

SURE. WHY NOT. LET’S ERASE ALL MINORITY ICONS THEN COMPLAIN THEY DON’T HAVE REPRESENTATION IN PUBLIC LIFE. BECAUSE, WHY NOT?  Redskins Name About To Be Changed.

How about you call it the Cancelculture Wokies? A name to strike fear in the heart of everyone who hears it.

IT SHOULD. I CAN’T HAVE MOST OF THEIR STUFF (CARBS TRIGGER MY AUTOIMMUNE) BUT I RECOMMEND THE MARIA COOKIES (A CHILDHOOD FAVORITE):  Boycott Goya Fails Spectacularly.

BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN TOLD THEY’RE CAPABLE OF EVERYTHING AND THE BEST THING ON TWO FEET, AND YET THEIR LIFE IS NOT EXTRAORDINARY:  Why Do So Many White Women Hate Themselves?