PROJECTION. LIKE AN IMAX:  The Left Blames Trump For The Race War They Want.

LOOK, MY HAIR HAS BEEN WHITE SINCE I WAS 28.  I WILL NOT GO TO A SALON AND WEAR A MASK. SO I DECIDED I’D JUST GO WHITE AND LET IT GROW OUT TILL THE INSANITY PASSED. BUT I GOT THE WRONG KIND OF COLOR REMOVER, SO I HAVE WHAT SON NICKNAMED “A GOLDEN SCALP WEASEL.” BUT QUEEN NANCY GETS TO GO TO THE SALON WITHOUT A MASK? IT’S NOT JUST ME. THOUSANDS OF WOMEN JUST SCREAMED OUT IN OUTRAGE:  Pelosi Gets A Wash, Peasants Get The Spin.

And for the record, I don’t think there’s ANY need for any of us to wear a mask, particularly not ineffective, bacteria-culturing bits of cloth. This has passed the point of ridiculous.

IN THE US THIS IS FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE:  COVID19 breaking news, August 28, 2020: New Belgian large-cohort study shows hydroxychloroquine significantly reduces mortality.

THERE’S A FUNDRAISER TO TURN ONE OF MY FAVORITE SERIES INTO A GRAPHIC NOVEL:  Black Tide Rising: Volume 1 Graphic Novel .

THEY’RE STILL WORKING ON WHY THIS SHOULD BE DONE:  Microscopic robots may soon invade your body — whether you like it or not.

THE BABYLON BEE HAS REALLY GIVEN UP ON SATIRE:  Proud Mayor Lets His Entire City Burn To The Ground Just To Make Trump Look Bad.

New motto: We’re not funny, but we print more real news than the NY Times.

NO, THEY ARE NOT GOING TO USE ANTIFA INSTEAD:  America reportedly suffering monkey shortage for COVID-19 vaccine search.

C’est dommage!

BEHOLD, MY SHOCKED FACE:  Up to 90 per cent of people diagnosed with coronavirus may not be carrying enough of it to infect anyone else, study finds as experts say tests are too sensitive.

FRAUD BY MAIL:  Confessions of a voter fraud: I was a master at fixing mail-in ballots.

IF ONLY WE COULD MAKE THAT TWO WORDS:  Government In Action.

SOME OLDER POP REFERENCES EVADE ME, BUT I GATHER THIS IS APT:  Riots and Joe Biden’s Joe Isuzu Problem.

SOME DAYS AGO, IN RESPONSE TO A LIBERAL ON FACEBOOK, A FRIEND POSTED A MEME THAT SAID “THE LION, THE WITCH, THE AUDACITY OF THIS B*TCH”:  Democrats, Media Desperately Try to Pin Antifa/BLM Riots on Trump.

It keeps going through my mind when the dems (and Biden) do things like this.

LET’S ERODE CLINTON PRIVILEGE:  Chelsea Clinton Speaks On Eroding White Privilege.

THEY HAVE MANY, MANY PROBLEMS. THAT’S JUST ONE OF THEM:  Joe And Kamala Have A Bail Problem.

BLINDED BY POWER:  Mad King Gavin Newsom: Shutdowns FOREVAH!!!

SUDDENLY I UNDERSTAND HOW ENTIRE NATIONS CAN GO INSANE:  Smelling the Smoke.

THAT’S NOTHING. YOU SHOULD SEE HOW MANY OF MY FANS HAVE BECOME EFFECTIVELY MY “KIDS”.  (THOUGH, THANK HEAVENS, AS ADULTS. NO NURSING INVOLVED):  Rescue dog who lost her puppies adopts a trio of orphaned kittens.

NOW I KNOW WHO I WANT TO BE WHEN I GROW UP:  Granny ‘Monkey Busters’ are battling apes with airguns.

NEWS YOU CAN USE – BUT WOULD RATHER NOT HAVE TO:  Get naked, and other advice to fend off a polar bear attack.

NEWS YOU CAN USE:  How ‘Love Fraud’ lothario Scott Smith ‘scammed’ women out of $1 million.

IT’S NOT THE FIRST TIME THIS CASE HAS BEEN MADE:   Mystery of lost colony of Roanoke solved? Amateur archaeologist makes the case.

DO IT. SMASH THE NARRATIVE:  DOJ conducting probe into nursing home COVID-19 deaths in four states.

AND THE MOST IMPORTANT LESSON, NOTHING SUCCEEDS LIKE SUCCESS:  9 Lessons Learned from Re-Watching Classic ‘Star Trek’.

OH, COME ON. LIKE IT WAS THAT HARD TO DO:  Republican National Convention Destroyed Biden’s Basement Campaign.

MY KIDS MAKE FUN OF MY ACCENT ALL THE TIME. THIS GETS THEM TOLD THEY’RE ALLOWED TO MAKE FUN OF MY ACCENT IN ENGLISH WHEN THEY MUSTER A FOREIGN LANGUAGE TO MORE THAN A PITIFUL “WHERE IS THE BATHROOM” LEVEL.  I’LL BE NICE AND NOT DEMAND THEY BE ABLE TO WRITE NOVELS IN IT, AS WELL: Not Racism.

(And Kim is right. If I’d stayed here after my exchange student year, I’d probably have lost my accent. Going back for those four years was the fatal misstep.)