FOR FICTION?  Fired Florida Covid Data Tech Wins Forbes’ ‘Tech Person of the Year’ Award.

REPORTS, OR PSY OPS? I DON’T KNOW. BUT I DO HAVE SUSPICIONS:  One year ago: Official reports of China’s outbreak of “new pneumonia” surface.

YES, THERE IS A CHRISTIAN EXODUS TOO. AND A WEIRD BLURRING OF DENOMINATIONS. A LOT OF US WOULD RATHER PRAY WITH FRIENDS WHOSE BELIEFS WE FIND IN ERROR, OR MAYBE JUST WEIRD, INSTEAD OF SITTING THROUGH ANOTHER SERMON ON RESPECTING GAIA, OR BLM, OR–  The New Jewish Exodus.

Dear Church of the Woke. It’s not so much that we want you to let our peoples go. We want you to go elsewhere to practice your bizarre cult, and let people of belief be. In peace.

NO, SERIOUSLY. WE’VE GOT VIDEO:  Congressional Prayer Ends With Amen And A-Woman .

To all the people I used to think were the stupidest people in creation, to wit those who insisted on “Herstory” to be inclusive: I’m sorry. You’re still dumb as some species of moss that grows on the bottom of rocks, but there are people more linguistically crazy and uninformed than you. I’ll smack you with a philological dictionary last.

YEAH. IT SMELLS LIKE A RAT. A BOTOXED, COIFFED, GREY GOOSE DRINKING RAT:  There’s something peculiar about the vandalism at Pelosi’s house.

OKAY, I STUMBLED INTO THIS WHILE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING ELSE, AND ONE QUESTION HAUNTS ME:  List of animals with fraudulent diplomas.

Keep in mind, the article opens this way:

This list of animals with fraudulent diplomas includes nonhuman animals who have been submitted as applicants to suspected diploma mills, and have gotten a diploma, despite not achieving academic success. On occasion, they have been admitted and granted a degree, despite not doing any classes, as reported in reliable sources.

Er…. so there are animals that have achieved academic success? And attended classes?

Pokes Havelock-cat who is sleeping at her feet: what is your excuse, you bum? Why aren’t you an accountant or something? If other animals achieve academic success, what are you waiting for?

(He just gave me a dirty look and went back to sleep.)

ADMIT IT! WHEN YOU READ “MIDNIGHT CAFETERIA”, “CHINA,” AND “STRAY CATS” YOUR MIND GOES IMMEDIATELY TO A DARK PLACE: Midnight Cafeteria feeds Taipei’s stray cats.

YOU CAN TELL THEY’RE “ELITE”. NOBODY ELSE WOULD BE DUMB ENOUGH TO DO THIS. ALSO WHO ELSE WOULD TORTURE FROGS FOR SO SILLY A PURPOSE?  West Coast elites tout benefits of Amazonian frog poison.

IT WOULD BURN UP ON RE-ENTRY, RATHER THAN CRASHING INTO EARTH.  STILL, I THINK THERE’S A FLAW IN THE CONCEPT – HOW WELL WILL WOOD SEMICONDUTORS WORK? (RUNS.):  Japan hoping wooden satellites will solve the problem of space junk.

GUYS? WE’VE GOT TO GET OUT OF THIS PLACE, IF IT’S THE LAST THING WE EVER DO:  2020 in review: Top space stories of the year.

AND SPEAKING OF FIDDLING WHILE ROME THE REPUBLIC BURNS:  Congress Goes Woke With New Gender-Neutral Rules.

You know, I could take their corruption, their venal cupidity, their almost unimaginable lust for power, if this weren’t all coupled with the mind and morals of a spoiled two year old on LSD.  I mean, without that they’d still be despicable, but at least more understandable.

YOU KNOW WHAT? NERO WAS WAY CLASSIER:  Bill de Blasio Dances on New Years While NYC Burns .

LOOK, SOMETIMES IT’S BETTER DISGUISED, BUT BEING “WOKE” IS BEING ANTI-REALITY AND FROM THERE CRIMINAL (IN THE SENSE OF HIGHLY IMMORAL) AND DEADLY IS ALWAYS A HOP, SKIP AND A JUMP AWAY: When Being Woke Becomes Criminal — and Deadly.

DON’T HOLD YOUR BREATH. THAT WOULD FORCE OUR LEGISLATORS TO BE TWO THINGS UTTERLY ALIEN TO THEM: HONEST AND BRAVE: If the Senate cooperates, the Constitution offers an easy path to a Trump victory.

But don’t worry. We still get the Republic back. Because this lot are going to be like the dog who catches the car it’s been chasing. In the end, they’re the ones in trouble.

BETTER LAUGH THAN CRY, I GUESS? The stimulus check illustrated edition

HAVE YOU HAD ENOUGH OF 2020? THEN MAKE 2021 COUNT: Mind How You Go. We Can Do This!

GOOD. IT IS TIME TO START QUESTIONING THE PSY-OPS. ITS TIME TO START EXPLODING IT ALL OVER. COME WHAT MAY:  British Woman Arrested After Filming Empty Hospital Wards While Health Officials Push COVID Panic.

BECAUSE OF COURSE THEY DO.  HEY, DO YOU HEAR THAT ALARM CLOCK?  Richard Grenell Discusses Ballot Fraud Evidence Local Officials Purposefully Keep Hidden.

We did tell you not to tread on us. Did you fail to understand it? Should we have spoken Mandarin?

OH, THEY DO. THEY JUST THINK THEY CAN IGNORE US. THIS IS AKIN TO DISABLING YOUR ALARM LOCK AND THINKING YOU NEVER HAVE TO GET UP:  D’Souza: “GOP establishment should realize Trump supporters demand the election challenge”.

BEHOLD! MY FACE IS SO SHOCKED:  New Evidence That the Ancient Climate Was Warmer than Today’s.

US OUT OF THE UN, UN OUT OF THE US:  The Middle East Doubles Down on Oil and Gas As the UN Warns of “Climate Emergency”.

I’ll believe their climate emergency when they go after China to change its behavior.

I WANT TO POINT OUT WE’RE FINE:  Thousands in Colorado without heat after vandals attack gas system.

BEFORE OR AFTER THEY DEAL WITH THE FAMINE THE LEFT IS CREATING WORLDWIDE?  Britain’s new climate plan that could make millions of homes unsellable.

JUST REMEMBER THE NEW YEAR IS PRONOUNCED TWENTY TWENTY WON:  The Century Crammed Into a Year Mercifully Ends.

THAN THEY ARE? ABSOLUTELY:  Teachers: Should They Be Held To Higher Standards?