OKAY. I’M NOT GOOD WITH SUPERNATURAL STUFF. MAYBE IT’S THE WRITER MIND COMING THROUGH: Instruments.

It’s the only mind I have.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE. SHOCKED, SHOCKED, SHOCKED:  Figures Don’t Lie, But Liars Figure: Unemployment Figures Dramatically Favor Republican-Led States.

SURE, BUT I THINK THEY’RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT AMERICANS ARE NOT CHINESE:  Is China Now In Control of Our Flow of Information?

THE PROVINCIAL LEFT IS ONLY INTERESTED IN FOREIGNERS THEY CAN WHITE-KNIGHT FOR:  Foreign Policy? What’s That?

Kind of like minorities. The left uses “categories” of people. They’re not interested in actual, real people.

AND AS THE EXPENSIFY EXEC DEMONSTRATED THEY’RE DELUSIONAL NARCISSISTS:  Democrats still live in a Trump-fueled dystopian nightmare.

EXCEPT THIS PARTICULAR TWATWAFFLE (NOT THE WRITER, THE EXPENSIFY GUY) DOESN’T KNOW ONE IS A CROOK, AND IMAGINES THE OTHER ONE IS A DICTATOR:  Expensify Says Vote For Crook Not Fascist.

A GODLESS RELIGION:   Woke Calvinism and Biden.

SORRY TO SEND YOU TO FACEBOOK, BUT: I’m teaching a couple of writing workshops this November and thought you might be interested. (It’s not my program, so they post mostly on FB.)

TREATING SCIENCE AS A RELIGION BASTARDIZES BOTH SCIENCE AND RELIGION:  For Science!

Also, I didn’t do nuffin. She’s just blaming me because it amuses her.

FREE SHORT STORY OF THE WEEK ON MY SITE:  Wild Hair.

ALL OF THESE PEOPLE ARE SO FAR UP THEIR OWN POSTERIORS (WEARING THOSE STYLISH CHAPEUX DE DERRIERE) THEY HAVE TO OPEN THEIR MOUTHS TO SEE DAYLIGHT:   Trump Derangement Sinks ‘Borat Subsequent Moviefilm’.

THIS DOES NOT SOUND GOOD:  US officials targeted on American soil, across the world by purported sonic attacks.

IF ONLY SOMEBODY COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING!  After stopping chemo due to COVID-19, mom of 4 dies of brain cancer.

I DON’T KNOW. WE COULD DO WITH A LOT FEWER NUTS:  Blind Squirrels.

IF YOU HAVEN’T GONE AND LOOKED AT STEPHEN GREEN’S DRUNK BLOGGING, YOU’RE NOT TOO LATE:  Drunkblogging the Final Trump-Biden Debate.

And btw, this brilliant summation is one of the many reasons I’m proud to call Stephen Green my friend:

LATELY FACEBOOK HAS BEEN ON A BANNING SPREE. IT’S ALSO BEEN MORE INSANE THAN USUAL: And this is a fair question.

I DON’T EVEN DISAGREE WITH HIM. AND I LIKE (SOME) CITIES:  The City is Killing America.

I’d say the blindness and provincialism of the urban upper classes is killing America, but it might be a case of potato potahto.

OH, THEY’RE LOSING CREDIBILITY AND POWER EVERY TIME. BUT THEY’RE DRUNK ON THEIR LOCKDOWN POWER ILLUSION. AND WON’T REALIZE WHAT THEY’VE DONE TILL IT’S ALL GONE.  I SUGGEST THEY LEARN TO CODE:  Media Runs Wild With VP of College Dems of Indiana’s Fake Texts With Rudy Giuliani.

RIGHT ON. LET MY PEOPLE GO:  Trump: Virus Is Real, We Cannot Keep This Country Closed.

HECK, I THINK A LOT OF SUBURBAN WOMEN LIE, TOO. I MEAN, NO ONE WANTS THEIR KIDS HARASSED IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD. BUT HOW MUCH IS THIS A MOVEMENT AND HOW MUCH POSITIONAL CHIC?  Suburban Women Narrative Is Strong, Some Women Are Stronger.

I think like the pussy hatters and occupier and all that, they’re mostly either paid or political morons, and not nearly as many as these puff pieces make them out to be.  Astroturf all the way down.

BIDEN IS A PROFICIENT AND EXPERIENCED LIAR:  Biden Lied, Hunter Raked In Cash From China.

IF THE MEDIA ACTUALLY COVERED THE LEFT, INSTEAD OF COVERING UP FOR THEM, THE FRAUD AND CORRUPTION TRAIN WOULD BE DONE:  Two Bidens and a Toobin: Could Trump have scripted these last two weeks any better?

DEFUND NPR NOW:  State-funded NPR refuses to cover Hunter Biden story, calling it a ‘waste of time’.

Mind you, screaming “Russia, Russia, Russia” for years was totes not a waste of time. Totes.

I TOO UNDERWENT THIS JOURNEY RECENTLY, EVEN THOUGH I’VE WORKED FROM HOME FOR 20 YEARS:  Sartorial Markers.

You see, I used to have clothes I wore on our date night. Now there are no date nights, and I found myself …. slipping.  It’s good to try to remember who we are.  It’s good to remember civilization.  It might be what saves us if it all goes bad, and what saves the memory of western civilization for our descendants.

NO WONDER FACEBOOK IS AT WAR WITH THE BEE. THEY CAN’T STAND THE TRUTH:  Jordan Peterson Returns To Find Americans Worshiping Golden Statue Of Karl Marx, Breaks 12 Rules For Life In Anger.

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