SOMETIMES THE BEE ISN’T PROPHECY:  Breaking: Health Officials Quarantine Portland To Prevent Spread Of Communism.

But we do wonder why it wasn’t done.

JUST SOME THOUGHTS:  Competence and Take Overs.

IT’S FUNNY HOW MANY CONSPIRACY THEORIES TURN OUT TO BE TRUE:  COVID19 breaking news, January 28, 2021: first preliminary data on effectiveness of Israeli vaccination campaign.

OH, DEAR LORD: New Gun Control Bill Would Create Public Registry Of Firearms.

WITH RAINBOWS AND UNICORN FARTS:  Job Killer Joe’s Climate Team Promises to Replace the Fossil Fuel Jobs they “Sacrifice”.

WHEN PEOPLE SAY STUFF LIKE THIS: SMH Climate Rant: “Humanity appears to be like a mistletoe on the planet, … smothering the host”.

I offer them a plastic bag and a rubber band. I don’t know if suicide is painless or not, but when you want humanity to kill itself, the correct answer is: “you first.”

TO BE FAIR, LITERARY AGENTS THESE DAYS ARE AS USEFUL AS A CHOCOLATE HAMMER: Today’s blacklisted American: Literary agent fired for having Parler & Gab accounts.

I mean, with traditional publishing crashing because of covidiocy and competition from indie, the agents really don’t have many people to market to.

I LITERALLY CAN’T BELIEVE THIS:  Chicago Teachers Won’t Teach, Do the Safety Dance.

The left is burning down the fields it spent a century conquering through the long march.

ARROGANCE OR STUPIDITY? OR YES?  Climate Change Arrogance.

JEAN KERRY DOES WHAT JEAN KERRY DOES:  John Kerry Buries America First At Davos.

CUOMO OR GRIM REAPER? WE REPORT, YOU DECIDE:  New York Undercounted Nursing Home COVID Deaths.

D*MN IT BEE!  Political Violence and the Second Amendment.

THERE IS THE REASON WE HAVE THE RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS:  Political Violence and the Second Amendment.

It ain’t just for the hunting.

IT’S ALSO WRONG FOR THE LEFT TO ATTEMPT TO BE HITLER:  Yes, It Is Wrong To Compare Trump To Hitler.

LSD. OR MAYBE METH:  Fauci Says Two Masks, CNBC Says Why Not More?

You guys have a better explanation?

SOAP? PEOOPLE ARE BUYING HIS SOAP???  How Winston Churchill became an accidental beauty influencer.

Couldn’t they borrow some of his courage and principles instead?

UNFORTUNATELY, WE CANNOT RETURN THE NEW ADMINISTRATION:  I regret the dumb stuff I bought during the pandemic.

Which is too bad because a) it’s provably illegally installed. b) it arrived broken. c) has a good chance of killing you and everything you love.

GEE, IF ONLY WE HAD A WALL OR SOMETHING:  FDA issues alert on hand sanitizer products from Mexico.

IF THEY AREN’T CAREFUL THERE WILL BE NOBODY LEFT TO TESTIFY:  DC officer Jeffrey Smith commits suicide following Capitol riot.

THIS WAS WRITTEN BY SOMEONE WHO REALLY CAN’T DE-CLOAK:  Dare to Be Petty.

CANCELLING GIANTS:  Today’s blacklisted Americans: Abraham Lincoln and George Washington.

It makes the leftist pygmies think of themselves as being of towering stature.

ON THE WHOLE GAMESTOP THING:  Why Hedge Funds Are Not the Good Guys, Why Redditards Are An Ally in this Particular Fight, and How MSM is Lying to Us .

THE LEFT ALWAYS ACCUSES US OF WHAT THEY DO:  Canceling The Keystone Pipeline And Reducing U.S. Arms Are Biden’s First Two Major Gifts To Russia.

BECAUSE BAI DEN ZHOU IS WHOLLY OWNED BY CHINA:  Press Secretary Dodges on Why Biden Revoked Rule Protecting U.S. Power Grid From China.

SEND BACK PROGRESSIVES:  The United States Should Give Hong Kongers And Uighurs A Ticket To Freedom.

Send them back in exchange, head per head. Our progressives want us to be China, problem solved. And Hong Kongers and Uighurs get to be free, problem solved. We win, they lose.