Author Archive: Sarah Hoyt

SERIOUSLY GUYS, EVEN IF SOME STATION CALLS THE ELECTION BEFORE YOU VOTE:  Vote for Trump!!!

Forget about his manners; stop stomping your foot about how crass he is; and for the love of heaven stop holding your nose up high and pretending you’re too good for this: a vote for Trump is a vote for the constitutional republic.

…  a Republic, if you can keep it!

NOTHING A GOOD EXORCISM WON’T CURE: Karl Marx Lives Loudly Through Kamala Harris.

Or maybe the angry ink blot who wrote Das Kapital would vanish, and leave Kamala as the ineffective laughing loon she is.

IS THIS BAD? I VOTED BEFORE ASKING THEM FOR WHOM LATINS, IMMIGRANTS, AND MIDDLE AGED FRAZZLED WRITERS ARE ALLOWED TO VOTE FOR! OH, NOES:  Democrats: Black People Are Not Allowed To Vote For Trump.

Hey, Dems, behold my middle fingers. I have a matched set!

GUYS, THESE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO ROUTINELY, ON THE REGULAR, SAY THEY GOT DEATH THREATS WHEN SOMEONE SAYS SOMETHING LIKE “JUST JUMP OUT THE WINDOW” ON A BLOG COMMENT. I’D SAY THEY’RE UNHINGED, BUT I’M NOT SURE THEY WERE EVER HINGED:  After Texas car stunt, Biden crybabies call in the FBI.

AND ANOTHER FREE SHORT STORY:  Eggs.

(When my brain is squirreling, it’s easier for me to write these than non-fiction.  And hopefully they give people a little break right now.  So, go and get them while they’re free ;) )

A FREE SHORT STORY:  Mirror.

THEY’RE NOT. BUT A LOT OF THEM HAVEN’T CAUGHT ON THEY DON’T BELONG WITH THE VIOLENT CRAZIES, YET:  Extinct.

I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY WANT TO BELIEVE THINGS LIKE THIS. BUT REMEMBER THE VOTER FRAUD IS GOING TO BE MASSIVE, PLUS HALF THE NATION IS CONVINCED THAT WINNIE THE FLU WILL KILL THEM AND THAT SOMEHOW TRUMP SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO STOP IT:  The Trafalgar Group MIGHT be undercounting Trump support.

Friends don’t let friends bring communism on the nation. Particularly not on some paltry excuse like “but Trump is rude.” Trust me on this, when you have to decide between lighting the candle or eating it you’ll be fairly rude, too.

IF WORSE COMES TO WORST, AND AT ANY RATE IF THE ELECTION HANGS IN THE BALANCE FOR A WHILE, WE NEED TO LEARN TO GET AROUND THESE PEOPLE. FORTUNATELY THEY’RE NOT GENIUSES OUTSIDE THEIR FIELDS:  How to Outsmart the Social Media Technolords.
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SHUT UP AND SING:  Lady Gaga: The Clueless Elite Strikes Again.

No one pays these dummies for their public opinions.  They think they’re noblesse, but none of them has an ounce of oblige.