THIS IS CALLED AN INVASION: Border Crisis Surge: DHS Expects 500,000-800,000 Family Group Illegal Migrants in 2021.

One of the few real powers of our Federal government is to protect us against invasion.

HOW ABOUT WE START STUDYING REALITY AGAIN, INSTEAD OF STUDYING GRIEVANCE:  Critical Race Theory Backers Want To Make It More Difficult To Solve Crimes.

AS ALWAYS ON SUNDAYS ON MY BLOG, I HAVE A POST PROMOTING (MOSTLY) INDIE WRITERS:  Book Promo And Vignettes by Luke, Mary Catelli and ‘Nother Mike.

And yes, there is work on substitutes for Amazon (multiple.) But for now, for indie ebooks that’s where the biggest market is.  And fortunately ebooks are nowhere near Amazon’s biggest money maker, so we don’t feel that bad. While knowing we have to change, soonest.

SOMEONE REALLY NEEDS TO ASK HIM IF MASKS SHOULD BE WORN IN BATHHOUSES:  Some things to keep in mind about Dr. Fauci…

And if you don’t know what I’m talking about look up how this chapeu de derriere managed to make the AIDS crisis a hundred times worse by doing all the wrong things all of the time and promising a vaccine that never came.

SAME AS IT EVER WAS:  Media Stokes Fear of Mass Shootings With Misleading Info.

WHAT? AGAIN?  Suez Canal ship crisis threatens to unleash worldwide toilet paper shortage.

THIS IS NEWS?  China Weaponizes Social Justice Warriors and Black Lives Matter In Covert War Against the U.S.

BUT DISASTER IS STILL OPEN:  The AP steps up to help flailing Biden admin, tells staffers not to use the word “crisis” when writing about the border crisis.

And how about invasion? Can we still use invasion?

BUTT-GIGI IS AN ECONOMIC KILLER, PERIOD:  Buttigieg’s Mileage Tax Idea Is Economic Killer.

IS THIS MORE OR LESS IMPORTANT THAN COMBAT ACCORDIONS?  Diversity and Inclusion Officer Hired For Special Forces.

NAH. AS FAR AS MY CITY GOES? LEFTIST MAYOR AND GOVERNOR DID FOR IT:  Carjacking and Shootings are Destroying Cities.

HOWEVER, IT’S SUPER CONVENIENT FOR WHEN WE SEND HER TO CUBA FOR GOOD:   CNN Is Super Sad That Kamala Is Still “Living Out Of Suitcases”.

YEAH, HE DOES SOUND LIKE HE’S BOGGARTING THE OXACAN DITCH WEED:  Fauci Makes COVID Pronouncements From On High.

IT’S NOT JUST THAT NOBODY KNOWS ANYTHING FOR SURE: Throne of Lies.

It’s that those things we think we know often just ain’t so.

FROM BECKY R. JONES:  Academic Magic.

Zoe O’Brien has found her dream job at a small liberal arts college teaching the history of Medieval witchcraft and magic. Academic life is exactly what she expected it to be…until the squirrels stop by to talk with her and her department chair and best friend turn out to be mages.

Zoe discovers a world of magic and power she never knew existed. She and other faculty mages race to stop a coven from raising a demon on the winter solstice while simultaneously grading piles of final exams and reading the tortured prose of undergraduate term papers. But first, she must learn to master her new-found powers.

EVEN MORE FEARSOME THAN THE COMFY CHAIR!  Why your comfy old couch could be killing you.

THE EVIDENCE IS STILL BEING ASSEMBLED:  1 report, 4 theories: Scientists mull clues on origin of COVID-19.

And by “assembled” they really mean “created.”

SHE SOUNDS DANGEROUSLY CONSERVATIVE:  Scarlett Johansson says her political views shouldn’t affect her career.

I mean, if we judge on merit only, how can we be sure only the left right people do well?

BECAUSE OF COURSE THEY DO:  Today’s blacklisted Americans: Democrats go after Parler and its investors.

IT’S AN INVASION:  Republican Senators Hold Press Conference At U.S. Mexico Border to Outline Scope of the Crisis.

Facilitated by Zhou Bai Den, Chinese Vice-Roy of the US.

I’VE BEEN SHOUTING IT FROM THE ROOF TOPS:  The message in the cold that I caught.

THE TRUTH IS IN THE LONG RUN IT’S ALWAYS THE HAIRY ONE THAT DOESN’T MATTER:  Nancy Pelosi On Iowa: Certified Elections Don’t Matter.

SO ANYONE CAN FIX ME WITH A FAKE ONE?   Vaccination Passports Are Coming Soon.

Because even if I break down and get the vaccine — not for the foreseeable — I will not get the stupid paper. Any real American should fake one.

REWRITING THE PAST:   NBCUniversal is scrubbing racist scenes from WWE matches.

“Racist.”

“I hear Bad News Brown, how he’s talking about Harlem, and how he’s proud to be from Harlem,” Piper said during the pre-match interview, which was also removed from the service. “Now I can stand here, and I can be black! I can be white! Don’t make no difference to me. … It’s what’s inside.”

I come from this parallel universe where saying you don’t care about skin color, only what is inside is the opposite of racism.  It was a lovely place. I’d go back if only I could find the way.

THERE’S NO CLUE BAT BIG ENOUGH, EITHER:  Sesame Street Forgets Own History To Be Woke.